So at the beginning of the year I decided to pull the plug on my relationship. She was incredibly toxic, manipulative and I had a pretty clear idea that she wasn’t going to change and there was a 90% chance she was a cheater (like all the warning signs were there and the guy was straight up terrified whenever I was around).

So after a messy fight and telling some quite nasty truths to her face that maybe didn’t need to be said, but felt good after tolerating her abuse for a few months I cut her off. I was unfamiliar with such ugly breakups at the time so I figured I’d try to rebound as a way to get her out of my head. I had numerous casual hookups earlier this year and I thought I wouldn’t have any problems as I wrapped my willy and literally never finished at any time.

Well one of the hookups explained to me that she was on the pill and that she was clean, well I was dumb enough to take her word for it and go in without protection, and boy was that a mistake. 2 weeks later I was getting really itchy and it kind of felt like I had a UTI as well.

To be on the safe side, I went and got myself checked. 100% confident I was clear and it was just my skin condition playing up (both of those symptoms often present themselves but were never anything that was actually harmful) and a week later I was told I had Chlamydia. Fucking legit this chapter of my life played out like RomanGladiator was its architect smh.

Fortunately the treatment is simple and I’m clean now, but I literally never thought I would get myself into that situation.

TL;DR: use protection or get slapped with the consequences.

and literally never finished at any time.

ha cuck

Can't relate. Never even hugged a girl before.

Can't relate. Never even hugged a girl before.

Can't relate. Live in the county with the highest amount of STDs 😂👌

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Off-topic but I'm pretty sure I randomly came across one of your tweets yesterday.

Off-topic but I'm pretty sure I randomly came across one of your tweets yesterday.

oh sweet Jesus no

yeah, blow will do that to ya.

make girls have an existential crisis over the fact they can’t finish me?

Well I guess it's better to get chlamydia than to get some bitch pregnant.

i’ll take it as a learning lesson tbh. Much rather a $20 pill to solve my problems than have to raise another version of me (I was a fucking nightmare as a kid lmao)

If I stay a hoe I’m defs gonna make be telling people I ain’t smashing unprotected unless they (and I) have been checked recently.

Woah your a lesbian?

Quote from: FatherlyNick on September 05, 2018, 03:27:44 AM

If she says she is clean - she probably isn't.

Had a friend who fucked prostitutes w/o a cum-dome. I then had to pay for his treatment since he didn't have enough money. He learned a couple of lessons then.

fuck mayne, that’s rough that he wasn’t even in a position to help himself after poor life choices.

But I don’t just straight up hook up w/ town bikes. I get to know them enough to gauge whether or not I trust them first, but clearly that alone wasn’t enough.

No joke, a good way of testing her yourself is by smelling the ol' wiener oven. STDs smell pretty bad.