So, this happened today....I feel sick....

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Also, OP... and you want your wife to engage in lesbian sex?


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uhhh...

- korrie
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This sorta happened to me at my old town's market. A worker there, I think with something wrong, would always talk to me, and of course I  tried to be nice. But then after maybe the third or fourth time he started asking where I lived and when I worked. I like nope, never going back there. My mom ended up calling them when I got home, and I guess the owner or someone told her that it's happened before.


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A dude found you attractive and wanted to hang out
Unless he was touching you and calling you pet names and shit, you shouldn't be all sick and throwing up

Grow up
It's what people do when they want to date

Actually don't grow up
But don't be a bitch about it


 
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Was it flirty? Could you tell?


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Almost always, with moderation
Vomiting over that seems silly, but okay.


 
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I mean, I kniw it's weird since you are gay, but throwing up is a bit excessive.


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you should have agreed to it, he might have brought his friends and you could of had a night of banter with funny old Australian dudes.


 
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You're overreacting
An old guy gave you his number and said maybe meet up for dinner, that's it


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Maybe he just wants to hang out


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How the fuck do you figure he was hitting on you? Not every act of kindness is flirting you fucking faggot. He could have been some lonely old man and you remind him of his son or a younger him so he just wanted to hang out.


Get over yourself you fucking bitch.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Yeah it sounds like the dude just wanted someone to chat with. Old people are very often sad and lonely.


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Get of my lawn
Isn't this the very definition of homophobia?

At just the idea the old guy wanted to fuck him, he had to run and puke.


 
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Isn't this the very definition of homophobia?

At just the idea the old guy wanted to fuck him, he had to run and puke.
Batch, what would you have done if it was our friend Charlie here, instead of that random old man?


 
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Man old people are so sad


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I have sex with old men for money apparently
I might not be old, but I'll pay you to bang.


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I'd take him up on his offer. And more.


 
 
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Careful now OP, make sure you don't catch the gay!

But yeah I mean, I can see why it would wrongfoot someone. Don't think about it too much, should the chap appear again and ask you about it or anything along those lines then you could just use that to mention that you are already in a relationship with someone and that should be the end of that.


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...but somehow it would've been okay if you were a girl?

Dude, you're being homophobic. Your reaction should be the same as what you said girl you would've done.

Shut the fuck up. He finds it weird that some old ass dude is hitting on him. If thats being homophobic, than 99% of you would be homophobic too.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
...but somehow it would've been okay if you were a girl?

Dude, you're being homophobic. Your reaction should be the same as what you said girl you would've done.

Shut the fuck up. He finds it weird that some old ass dude is hitting on him. If thats being homophobic, than 99% of you would be homophobic too.

I live for that shit.


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Stick it in his pooper.


 
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I don't think it's homophobia, he just doesn't want to get hit on by an old guy.


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. Again if it were...say an old woman that did this the exact same way and he found that more acceptable, then that's the definition of homophobia.

No it wouldn't be. Hes just not gay. There isn't anything wrong with being straight and not wanting males to hit on you.


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ayy lmao
damn dude you have a weak ass stomach


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Get of my lawn
. Again if it were...say an old woman that did this the exact same way and he found that more acceptable, then that's the definition of homophobia.

No it wouldn't be. Hes just not gay. There isn't anything wrong with being straight and not wanting males to hit on you.

To be fair, there is a big difference between not wanting guys to hit on you and being so anxious that you throw up when one does.


 
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I don't think it's homophobia, he just doesn't want to get hit on by an old guy.
He fucking puked though.
he did?

When did he say that


 
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