So me and this girl are getting kinda serious. One problem.

BrenMan 94 · May 28, 2015, 04:31:51 AM

She's 21. Six months older than me.

How do I assert my dominance over her if I am younger? I will say "Bitch, kitchen," and she will say "No." How the fuck do I counter that?

halp

Flee · May 28, 2015, 04:38:10 AM

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Kiwicake · May 28, 2015, 04:40:19 AM

Just wait another six months until you're the same age as her

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · May 28, 2015, 04:40:28 AM

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May 28, 2015, 04:40:30 AM

Just let her be the dominant one.

May 28, 2015, 04:41:01 AM

Quote from: kill yourself on May 28, 2015, 04:40:28 AM

i've never seen that as a problem

as long as she's not taller than you

I personally love it when girls are taller than me, but that's a really rare occurrence.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · May 28, 2015, 04:42:40 AM

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gats · May 28, 2015, 04:59:50 AM

telling a women to get into the kitchen really won't make her laugh

BrenMan 94 · May 28, 2015, 05:25:13 AM

Quote from: goots on May 28, 2015, 04:59:50 AM

telling a women to get into the kitchen really won't make her laugh

I'm not being serious you goot.

BrenMan 94 · May 28, 2015, 05:25:46 AM

Quote from: kill yourself on May 28, 2015, 04:40:28 AM

i've never seen that as a problem

as long as she's not taller than you

tfw she can order drinks and I can't.

Mattie G Indahouse · May 28, 2015, 05:32:38 AM

Have a fight to the death. It's clear whoever wins the battle is the more dominate one.

BrenMan 94 · May 28, 2015, 05:35:46 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on May 28, 2015, 05:32:38 AM

Have a fight to the death. It's clear whoever wins the battle is the more dominate one.

But then I can't fuck her.

DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 05:41:43 AM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on May 28, 2015, 05:35:46 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on May 28, 2015, 05:32:38 AM
Have a fight to the death. It's clear whoever wins the battle is the more dominate one.
But then I can't fuck her.

Says who?

challengerX · May 28, 2015, 05:45:54 AM

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Luis · May 28, 2015, 05:57:15 AM

rape her

Solonoid · May 28, 2015, 06:21:46 AM

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on May 28, 2015, 05:35:46 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on May 28, 2015, 05:32:38 AM
Have a fight to the death. It's clear whoever wins the battle is the more dominate one.
But then I can't fuck her.

I mean, it's not like you were going to anyway.

Anybody who posts her is a stranger to pussy.

Rinev · May 28, 2015, 06:35:03 AM

Hows is that a problem.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 28, 2015, 07:00:45 AM

Be her boy toy

and the fuck her right in the anus.

Elegiac · May 28, 2015, 07:07:54 AM

Quote from: goots on May 28, 2015, 04:59:50 AM

telling a women to get into the kitchen really won't make her laugh

he called you a little goot

*tickles your chin*

Goat Whisperer · May 28, 2015, 07:11:12 AM

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that girls hole.

Elegiac · May 28, 2015, 07:22:26 AM

Quote from: Goat Whisperer on May 28, 2015, 07:11:12 AM

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that girls hole.

forum goat

Alternative Facts · May 28, 2015, 07:31:29 AM

My boyfriend (poor word choice) is seven years older than me. No big deal once you're adults - just slap her across the breasts a couple times and she'll learn.

challengerX · May 28, 2015, 07:34:16 AM

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DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 07:54:14 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 28, 2015, 07:22:26 AM

Quote from: Goat Whisperer on May 28, 2015, 07:11:12 AM
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that girls hole.
forum goat

Stop trying to make that a thing. It's not going to be a thing.

Jester · May 28, 2015, 07:57:44 AM

Kick her in the clit

Ásgeirr · May 28, 2015, 07:58:42 AM

Well thats silly

gats · May 28, 2015, 08:00:51 AM

Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 07:54:14 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 28, 2015, 07:22:26 AM
Quote from: Goat Whisperer on May 28, 2015, 07:11:12 AM
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that girls hole.
forum goat

Stop trying to make that a thing. It's not going to be a thing.

unlike fetch which will definitely become a thing

BrenMan 94 · May 28, 2015, 08:24:57 AM

Quote from: Icy on May 28, 2015, 07:31:29 AM

My boyfriend (poor word choice) is seven years older than me. No big deal once you're adults - just slap her across the breasts a couple times and she'll learn.

I'll try that tomorrow and see how it works out.

DAS B00T x2 · May 28, 2015, 08:27:17 AM

Quote from: goots on May 28, 2015, 08:00:51 AM

Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 28, 2015, 07:54:14 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 28, 2015, 07:22:26 AM
Quote from: Goat Whisperer on May 28, 2015, 07:11:12 AM
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that girls hole.
forum goat

Stop trying to make that a thing. It's not going to be a thing.
unlike fetch which will definitely become a thing

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

Super Irish · May 28, 2015, 09:28:42 AM

I fail to see how this is a problem.