So I went to see her at her work

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I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.
That kind of shit never works on bitches.
You don't fucking say.

No fucking shit Sherlock.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

That kind of shit never works on bitches.
That's when you upgrade to the French toast/envelope method.


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I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

That kind of shit never works on bitches.
That's when you upgrade to the French toast/envelope method.

Oh? And how does that work?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

That kind of shit never works on bitches.
That's when you upgrade to the French toast/envelope method.

Oh? And how does that work?
The same as the original, except replace the toast with French Toast and hop around on lily pads with her afterwards as part of the mating ritual.


 
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You don't fucking say.
No fucking shit Sherlock.
Uh. You were the one who stated the obvious, shithead.


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I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

That kind of shit never works on bitches.
That's when you upgrade to the French toast/envelope method.

Oh? And how does that work?
The same as the original, except replace the toast with French Toast and hop around on lily pads with her afterwards as part of the mating ritual.

And you're telling me that's guaranteed to work?


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I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

That kind of shit never works on bitches.

are you speaking from experience


 
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Im glad you're pointed in the right direction of rebounding aka getting over that bitch. >.> just make sure she's not a cunt bro.  How does someone just throw away flowers like that?! Aaaand then to have the police come into your work and jeopardize your job I mean REALLY?!?! Come on, bitch! You just brought her flowers and wanted to say sorry. Wait actually what was the conversation you had with her like?

The conversation at her job was rather short.
I walked in and asked her if she would talk with me outside.
She said no, that she didn't want to talk to or see me again.
I apologized and left.
She's just a mega cunt then. Fuck her.

I wouldn't say that, she didn't press charges.

Could have been a lot worse.
She still called the cops because you brought her flowers. Wow.

She also asked me not to contact her and blocked my number. I went against her wishes.
But women dont know what they want. Holy hell that would have been romantic in my eyes.... but then again I love getting flowers, so I'm probably biased. Hence why im sticking to the shes a stupid cunt that can go hop off a bridge for all I care. Too harsh? Probably. Oh well...

She's a person just like anyone else, I overstepped my bounds and paid for it.

It's all good, I'll just move on.
Yeah but she hurt your feels and I want to bop her on the head for it lol sorry I'm in a weird mood today.

Somebody needs a Snickers...
Thanks man I'll PM you my address

I'm gonna give you something different than a snickers.....


 
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I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.
That kind of shit never works on bitches.
That's when you upgrade to the French toast/envelope method.
Oh? And how does that work?
The same as the original, except replace the toast with French Toast and hop around on lily pads with her afterwards as part of the mating ritual.
And you're telling me that's guaranteed to work?
Yes. Every time.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

That kind of shit never works on bitches.
That's when you upgrade to the French toast/envelope method.

Oh? And how does that work?
The same as the original, except replace the toast with French Toast and hop around on lily pads with her afterwards as part of the mating ritual.

And you're telling me that's guaranteed to work?
It's gotten me into two shitty relationships. 100% works.


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I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

That kind of shit never works on bitches.
That's when you upgrade to the French toast/envelope method.

Oh? And how does that work?
The same as the original, except replace the toast with French Toast and hop around on lily pads with her afterwards as part of the mating ritual.

And you're telling me that's guaranteed to work?
It's gotten me into two shitty relationships. 100% works.

Oh, shitty relationships.

Yeah I guess that's a given then if it works on total bitches.


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This is brilliant.

I don't think it's great that my heart is breaking, but whatever.

One day, people will understand.

I'm not sure they will, I may just be too different.

Maybe you should write a rather large post detailing what exactly makes you different. Might help out matters a bit.

No. He needs to see a shrink.


 
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This is why she was and still is your ex.


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Here's what you do, even though no one here thinks I'm credible to give any advice. Make accounts on okcupid and plenty of fish. Find women in your area who will go on dates with you. You'll forget about her.


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Here's what you do, even though no one here thinks I'm credible to give any advice. Make accounts on okcupid and plenty of fish. Find women in your area who will go on dates with you. You'll forget about her.



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This is brilliant.

I don't think it's great that my heart is breaking, but whatever.

One day, people will understand.

I'm not sure they will, I may just be too different.

Maybe you should write a rather large post detailing what exactly makes you different. Might help out matters a bit.

People would just give me advice that wouldn't make sense.


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Here's what you do, even though no one here thinks I'm credible to give any advice. Make accounts on okcupid and plenty of fish. Find women in your area who will go on dates with you. You'll forget about her.


He needs to meet someone soon. Online dating is that frowned upon?


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I bet you didn't even use the toast/envelope method. No wonder things didn't work.

Shoulda been my first method. Damn it.


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Here's what you do, even though no one here thinks I'm credible to give any advice. Make accounts on okcupid and plenty of fish. Find women in your area who will go on dates with you. You'll forget about her.


He needs to meet someone soon. Online dating is that frowned upon?

On the site you suggested? Yes.

He doesn't need to meet someone soon. He needs time to recover. This is why you fail with women. For you its just "jump right into another one if this one is defective"

Smh.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
This is why she was and still is your ex.

Such wisdom


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Here's what you do, even though no one here thinks I'm credible to give any advice. Make accounts on okcupid and plenty of fish. Find women in your area who will go on dates with you. You'll forget about her.

I was thinking tinder, but these are good as well?


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How does it get to the point where she's going to call the police on you but you still go visit her at work?


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Here's what you do, even though no one here thinks I'm credible to give any advice. Make accounts on okcupid and plenty of fish. Find women in your area who will go on dates with you. You'll forget about her.

I was thinking tinder, but these are good as well?
Don't do tinder. Well I mean it depends on what you want though. Those ones I mentioned are both free and don't take too much effort to complete a profile. What you need is an ego boost, just date and play the field, someone special may be ought there.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
How does it get to the point where she's going to call the police on you but you still go visit her at work?

I didn't know it was that serious


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Here's what you do, even though no one here thinks I'm credible to give any advice. Make accounts on okcupid and plenty of fish. Find women in your area who will go on dates with you. You'll forget about her.

I was thinking tinder, but these are good as well?
Don't do tinder. Well I mean it depends on what you want though. Those ones I mentioned are both free and don't take too much effort to complete a profile. What you need is an ego boost, just date and play the field, someone special may be ought there.

I'll take a look, thanks


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Should I tell them?

Probably best to let them figure it out themselves
How long do you think it'll take?
Don't ruin it guys