So I was "a danger to students and teachers" when I was in Middle School

Jester · January 28, 2015, 07:53:34 AM

If those fuckers thought I was so bad, they could have just expelled me.

And poking other students with pencils is not "dangerous". Saying I stabbed them and shit.

Jester · January 28, 2015, 07:53:55 AM

My school record is....

Interesting

Yu · January 28, 2015, 07:59:56 AM

Please, go on.

Jester · January 28, 2015, 08:01:46 AM

Quote from: Yu on January 28, 2015, 07:59:56 AM

Please, go on.

"Sexual harassment"

"Assault with pencil"

"Threatening teachers"

"Vandilization of school property"

"Verbal sexual harassment"

"Sexual assault"

Oh · January 28, 2015, 08:03:46 AM

You sound like a good time, OP.

Yu · January 28, 2015, 08:04:32 AM

Quote from: Jester on January 28, 2015, 08:01:46 AM

Quote from: Yu on January 28, 2015, 07:59:56 AM
Please, go on.
"Sexual harassment"

"Assault with pencil"

"Threatening teachers"

"Vandilization of school property"

"Verbal sexual harassment"

"Sexual assault"

Then I'd point you to the general direction of a certain Psyduck in that case.

N/A · January 28, 2015, 08:05:48 AM

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Mat Cauthon · January 28, 2015, 09:03:47 AM

Damn son.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · January 28, 2015, 09:06:48 AM

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w/e · January 28, 2015, 09:34:59 AM

Wow, that's fucking gay as shit.

Ajax · January 28, 2015, 10:09:08 AM

Quote from: Jester on January 28, 2015, 08:01:46 AM

Quote from: Yu on January 28, 2015, 07:59:56 AM
Please, go on.
"Sexual harassment"

"Assault with pencil"

"Threatening teachers"

"Vandilization of school property"

"Verbal sexual harassment"

"Sexual assault"

kek

Ushan · January 28, 2015, 10:17:46 AM

I'm honestly amazed that my school record is as spotless as it is, considering my affinity for accidentally starting fires.

Ender · January 28, 2015, 10:23:12 AM

what did you actually do then?

Jester · January 28, 2015, 10:31:59 AM

Quote from: TrussingDoor on January 28, 2015, 09:06:48 AM

Quote from: Jester on January 28, 2015, 08:01:46 AM
"Verbal sexual harassment"

"Sexual assault"
Guess how I know you're an ugly beta.

Fuck you, Door. Kill yourself.

PSU · January 28, 2015, 10:39:37 AM

Damn you guys are fucked up.

You know, couldn't you just conform to the high school landscape and join a sports team and be a good boy

Loaf · January 28, 2015, 10:46:10 AM

fuck with the teachers as hard as possible because they will make you crawl on your knees and say thank you for every bone they throw at you. piss on all their shit and make them wish they weren't born.

Jester · January 28, 2015, 10:46:51 AM

Quote from: PSU on January 28, 2015, 10:39:37 AM

Damn you guys are fucked up.

You know, couldn't you just conform to the high school landscape and join a sports team and be a good boy

The school wouldn't let me join a sports team. For obvious reasons.

Elegiac · January 28, 2015, 10:50:32 AM

I really don't know what to say, so I've eventually settled on saying as much.

UnwornUniform · January 28, 2015, 10:58:01 AM

That's the best part about High School. You get to treat teachers as if they're 2nd rate.

Like the peasants they are.

TheOneTrueDesticle · January 28, 2015, 11:16:55 AM

Quote from: TrussingDoor on January 28, 2015, 09:06:48 AM

Quote from: Jester on January 28, 2015, 08:01:46 AM
"Verbal sexual harassment"

"Sexual assault"
Guess how I know you're an ugly beta.

🂿 · January 28, 2015, 02:35:41 PM

You're a monster.

月 · January 28, 2015, 02:38:58 PM

I was at least in a grade cool enough to get "You are the worst grade/group of students in the whole school. You need to shape up!" for 3 years in a row.

clum clum · January 28, 2015, 02:42:25 PM

Sexual assault? Did you rape someone?

Girl of Mystery · January 28, 2015, 02:48:22 PM

Quote from: Latsu on January 28, 2015, 02:38:58 PM

I was at least in a grade cool enough to get "You are the worst grade/group of students in the whole school. You need to shape up!" for 3 years in a row.

I got that every year in high school

月 · January 28, 2015, 02:49:38 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 28, 2015, 02:48:22 PM

Quote from: Latsu on January 28, 2015, 02:38:58 PM
I was at least in a grade cool enough to get "You are the worst grade/group of students in the whole school. You need to shape up!" for 3 years in a row.
I got that every year in high school

The thing is all 80 students in the grade were told that. We went to a small school and we all thought it was hilarious.

Casper · January 28, 2015, 02:51:42 PM

This reminds me of when i was called to the office cuz people thought I was going to kill them.
This happened two years in a row.

Girl of Mystery · January 28, 2015, 02:53:55 PM

Quote from: Latsu on January 28, 2015, 02:49:38 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on January 28, 2015, 02:48:22 PM
Quote from: Latsu on January 28, 2015, 02:38:58 PM
I was at least in a grade cool enough to get "You are the worst grade/group of students in the whole school. You need to shape up!" for 3 years in a row.
I got that every year in high school
The thing is all 80 students in the grade were told that. We went to a small school and we all thought it was hilarious.

I don't know if everyone in my year/grade was told that, but I heard it at least once every year/grade in one of my classes.

The Hån · January 28, 2015, 05:41:42 PM

skipped break detention

didn't had my shirt tucked in

drew a hammer and sickle in response to my friend drawing a swastika

I think the only thing that was really recorded was the shirt one. i was never punished for the other stuff.

Jester · January 28, 2015, 09:49:32 PM

Quote from: The Hån on January 28, 2015, 05:41:42 PM

skipped break detention

didn't had my shirt tucked in

drew a hammer and sickle in response to my friend drawing a swastika

I think the only thing that was really recorded was the shirt one. i was never punished for the other stuff.

Why the fuck did you need your shirt tucked in

Jester · January 28, 2015, 09:50:09 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 28, 2015, 02:42:25 PM

Sexual assault? Did you rape someone?

No