So I tried to be like One Punch Man

w/e · April 10, 2015, 11:29:06 AM

When I went to the gym I ran 1 km; ran. He ran 10 km everyday, and there I was like "huohuhuh huuuu heu". I had trouble breathing, but I could definitely run .5 km more without keeling over and die!

Then I remember his words of how he never gave up with the pushups and such, so after I lost feeling in my arms from curls I kept on going as hard as I could.

I am sad to say that I now know why he is so strong, and that I won't ever be that strong.

I couldn't go on. My psyche wasn't strong enough, and it was like trying to move a part in your body you've never moved before. He did it everyday, so try to imagine what that did to him. To understand his power like I've understood a small fraction of, you have to go beyond your limits everyday.

It's not ridiculous after you've tried doing what he's been doing. I've no idea how he did it, but he did it everyday. He has inspired me to push beyond what I want to, and I just feel like I should share my story.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · April 10, 2015, 11:30:09 AM

I sexually Identify as a Vladimir Putin. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the free world dropping hot sticky napalm on homosexuals. People say to me that a person being a Putin is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a 9 inch penis, greying but still manly hair and a masculine Russian accent in and on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Vlady" and respect my right to rule with an iron fist from above and fist needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a putinphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Elegiac · April 10, 2015, 11:31:53 AM

I can do fifteen push ups

w/e · April 10, 2015, 11:33:31 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 10, 2015, 11:31:53 AM

I can do fifteen push ups

Me too

100 seems impossible for me right now

Elegiac · April 10, 2015, 11:36:07 AM

Quote from: Desty on April 10, 2015, 11:33:31 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 10, 2015, 11:31:53 AM
I can do fifteen push ups
Me too

100 seems impossible for me right now

Eh, you'll get there if you want to

Korra · April 10, 2015, 01:28:18 PM

Quote from: Ryle on April 10, 2015, 11:30:09 AM

I sexually Identify as a Vladimir Putin. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the free world dropping hot sticky napalm on homosexuals. People say to me that a person being a Putin is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a 9 inch penis, greying but still manly hair and a masculine Russian accent in and on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Vlady" and respect my right to rule with an iron fist from above and fist needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a putinphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Can I just call you Tsar Putin instead?