So I have an account on this BDSM site...

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I have an account on this BDSM or S&M D/s Kinky social network called CollarMe.com. I thought it would be funny to browse the website and see what kind of crazy people are out there. So I checked my inbox - as soon as you make an account your PMs are flooded - and just randomly started reading one of the messages I got. So I'm kinda spaced out and start reading this message. At first the words were all like relaxing type - like the last 5 minutes of yoga when they tell you your energy is draining from your body type stuff and because of my state of mind, i decided it was kinda cool and maybe have been working. I kept reading and kept reading and when the "energy draining" from my pelvis region came up, i felt an orgasm building. I scrolled down the message - IT WAS SUPER LONG - and I just caught bits and pieces of words here and there and some of them were "..sex slave.." "...you will answer to [Username].." "...you will continue on with your daily life.." and things like that and I just furiously started fapping and had the best orgasm ever. Then I started freaking out and now I'm wondering if I've been hypnotized into being some faggot ass creep's internet sex slave.     


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


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"In case of fire, choose Charmander"
Well..............okay then.


 
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Alrighty then!


 
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Alrighty then!

"Alrighty then!"

Is that all? Someone is bound to have this happen to them. I'm really worried, guys.


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fuck you


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Well don't look at me for help. I have no idea how to help you.

Well, thank you anyway. Going on a BDSM site for a laugh isn't something people do often.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
I love that feeling.


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Isara would like a word with you.


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I love that feeling.

I kind of liked it, too. It's really hard to describe. But I don't wanna become a slave to some BDSM person.
Last Edit: November 06, 2014, 04:54:36 PM by Numb Digger


 
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Isara would like a word with you.
kek


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
inb4 OP falls into a financial domination thing with some half-Latino from Wisconsin... or something.


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Lol, I actually have an account at CollarMe.


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