So, i have a dinner date at my place tonight...

The Hån · November 18, 2014, 04:43:19 PM

>met chick at a party Saturday
>she wanted me
>gave her my digits like a boss
>sunday she invited me over dinner
>rearranged dinner date to today.
>she's coming over in an hour and a half

any suggestions? she seems really into me. she blows up my phone... a lot.

big sponge · November 18, 2014, 04:44:00 PM

Be nekkid

Casper · November 18, 2014, 04:44:10 PM

Quote from: The Hån on November 18, 2014, 04:43:19 PM

>met chick at a party Saturday
>she wanted me
>gave her my digits like a boss
>sunday she invited me over dinner
>rearranged dinner date to today.
>she's coming over in an hour and a half

any suggestions? she seems really into me. she blows up my phone... a lot.

Make something light.

The Hån · November 18, 2014, 04:47:22 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 18, 2014, 04:44:10 PM

Quote from: The Hån on November 18, 2014, 04:43:19 PM
>met chick at a party Saturday
>she wanted me
>gave her my digits like a boss
>sunday she invited me over dinner
>rearranged dinner date to today.
>she's coming over in an hour and a half

any suggestions? she seems really into me. she blows up my phone... a lot.
Make something light.

hamburger helper ;0

The Lord Ruler · November 18, 2014, 04:47:36 PM

fuck her right in the pussy

The Waifu Master · November 18, 2014, 04:47:37 PM

Kill her.

Destati · November 18, 2014, 04:51:05 PM

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Mat Cauthon · November 18, 2014, 04:51:14 PM

Flattery gets you everywhere.

True Turquoise · November 18, 2014, 04:52:19 PM

Show her your loli pillow collection

The Waifu Master · November 18, 2014, 04:52:46 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 04:52:19 PM

Show her your loli pillow collection

This.
And then kill her.

The Hån · November 18, 2014, 05:03:24 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on November 18, 2014, 04:52:46 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 04:52:19 PM
Show her your loli pillow collection
This.
And then kill her.

should i fap before or after?

Luis · November 18, 2014, 05:04:58 PM

Quote from: Lord Ruler on November 18, 2014, 04:47:36 PM

fuck her right in the pussy

Mat Cauthon · November 18, 2014, 05:05:12 PM

Quote from: The Hån on November 18, 2014, 05:03:24 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on November 18, 2014, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on November 18, 2014, 04:52:19 PM
Show her your loli pillow collection
This.
And then kill her.

should i fap before or after?

After, but while the body is still warm.

gats · November 18, 2014, 05:05:52 PM

Spoiler

just don't overdo anything, give her compliments, flirt but god dammit don't go over the top, this is only the first date

The Hån · November 18, 2014, 05:07:04 PM

Quote from: gootsbae on November 18, 2014, 05:05:52 PM

Spoiler
just don't overdo anything, give her compliments, flirt but god dammit don't go over the top, this is only the first date

yea that's actually the plan.

Comet · November 18, 2014, 05:48:36 PM

make toast.

TedToaster22 · November 18, 2014, 06:04:55 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on November 18, 2014, 04:44:00 PM

Be nekkid

it works 2/3 of the time

Statefarm · November 18, 2014, 07:33:16 PM

Quote from: Comet on November 18, 2014, 05:48:36 PM

make toast.

Proceed to place it in an envelope

Mattie G Indahouse · November 18, 2014, 08:24:15 PM

On the table have an envelope and toast in front of her.

Mattie G Indahouse · November 18, 2014, 08:25:01 PM

Quote from: The Hån on November 18, 2014, 04:47:22 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 18, 2014, 04:44:10 PM
Quote from: The Hån on November 18, 2014, 04:43:19 PM
>met chick at a party Saturday
>she wanted me
>gave her my digits like a boss
>sunday she invited me over dinner
>rearranged dinner date to today.
>she's coming over in an hour and a half

any suggestions? she seems really into me. she blows up my phone... a lot.
Make something light.
hamburger helper ;0

What are you, black?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · November 18, 2014, 08:26:21 PM

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Focnr · November 18, 2014, 08:27:05 PM

Update us when it's over

big sponge · November 18, 2014, 08:37:27 PM

Alright well you're probably in the middle of dindin, but I'll throw out some real advice for anyone in this thread that wants to increase their chances on getting laid by the dude/dudette they're seeing.

Serve up some oysters. Those things are natural aphrodisiacs.

Taci7urn · November 18, 2014, 09:02:03 PM

Uh-huh.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · November 18, 2014, 09:03:08 PM

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The Lord Ruler · November 18, 2014, 09:05:41 PM

did you fuck her