So, I did something bad and could end up getting arrested

More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 07:51:04 AM

Last night, while at a party, I used one of my friends phones to prank call two people (so they wouldn't recognise the number). The first person I rang happens to be dating a French guy in Bordeaux, so I rang up pretending to be an Interpol agent to tell her that he was caught trying to smuggle heroin.

I called the second person, and told them that their IP address was being monitored and that we found evidence of child porn on his system, and that a criminal case has been opened against him and he would be brought in for questioning soon.

Somebody at the party spilled the beans and told them both it was me, and they are pissed. Turns out the impersonation of a police officer is actually quite a serious crime.

Crouton · August 07, 2014, 07:55:39 AM

I hope you don't get raped in prison

j/k

Flee · August 07, 2014, 08:00:02 AM

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Magos Domina · August 07, 2014, 08:19:03 AM

Wow dude you fucked up.

Big time.

That was some serious shit man, you could get time. I'm not even joking.

Magos Domina · August 07, 2014, 08:23:26 AM

On a side note, if either of the two parties haven't contacted the police then they might actually be out for you, especially the French guy.

Jump Into Hell · August 07, 2014, 08:30:42 AM

Wow, that was retarded.

More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 08:39:53 AM

Quote from: Kiyohime on August 07, 2014, 08:23:26 AM

On a side note, if either of the two parties haven't contacted the police then they might actually be out for you, especially the French guy.

Hue.

If Napoleon couldn't cross the channel they I doubt he can.

big sponge · August 07, 2014, 08:40:13 AM

Wait wait wait.

You didn't know that impersonating a government official is against the law?

Dude, that's like common knowledge. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out .

How did you of all people think that it wouldn't be a big deal?

More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 08:41:57 AM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on August 07, 2014, 08:40:13 AM

Wait wait wait.

You didn't know that impersonating a government official is against the law?

Dude, that's like common knowledge. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out .

How did you of all people think that it wouldn't be a big deal?

I didn't think it'd be as serious as it was. I still knew it was illegal.

Apparently, though, even doing it over the phone is comparable to pretending to be a policeman face-to-face.

I was drunk and impulsive, cut me some slack. The coppers'll never take me alive.

Sandtrap · August 07, 2014, 08:45:04 AM

Well, depending on your age, you might not get the noose. Just a slap on the wrist. Maybe community service or something.

Elegiac · August 07, 2014, 08:45:42 AM

How the hell did you even convincingly pull of the impersonation? I need to understand that first.

More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 08:47:30 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on August 07, 2014, 08:45:04 AM

Well, depending on your age, you might not get the noose. Just a slap on the wrist. Maybe community service or something.

I think I'd rather go to prison.

BlitzFiend · August 07, 2014, 08:51:39 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 07, 2014, 08:47:30 AM

I think I'd rather go to prison.

Don't drop the butter, amirite?

Statefarm · August 07, 2014, 09:14:48 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 07, 2014, 08:45:42 AM

How the hell did you even convincingly pull of the impersonation? I need to understand that first.

Ha, I was thinking that. If you were drunk why did those people even take it seriously, you probably didn't sound convincing...

PSU · August 07, 2014, 09:36:55 AM

I was expecting something that you could actually get in trouble for.....

MattyFez · August 07, 2014, 09:40:55 AM

By the end of the year people won't be sure whether you're farting or yawning.

bastage · August 07, 2014, 10:28:27 AM

well... good luck.

Alternative Facts · August 07, 2014, 10:33:12 AM

...You didn't know impersonating Interpol was a bad thing?

Casper · August 07, 2014, 10:36:12 AM

You don't learn, do you?

Kinder Graham · August 07, 2014, 10:36:22 AM

And you admit to it on a forum? Lel, you just put the nail in your coffin

The Lord Ruler · August 07, 2014, 10:36:33 AM

How old are you? If you're under 18, than you'll at least be able to get the record expunged so you don't have to put "yes" if you committed a crime when you go get a job.

Or at least that's how it works in America more specifically New Jersey.

More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 10:45:36 AM

Quote from: IcyWind on August 07, 2014, 10:33:12 AM

...You didn't know impersonating Interpol was a bad thing?

Oh, I knew it was illegal. I just didn't know it was as bad as it is.

More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 10:45:53 AM

Quote from: Casper on August 07, 2014, 10:36:12 AM

You don't learn, do you?

Where would be the fun in that?

Alternative Facts · August 07, 2014, 10:46:31 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 07, 2014, 10:45:36 AM

Oh, I knew it was illegal. I just didn't know it was as bad as it is.

In retrospect, posting about it on a video game forum, or anywhere for that matter, isn't a good idea.

More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 11:02:53 AM

Quote from: IcyWind on August 07, 2014, 10:46:31 AM

In retrospect, posting about it on a video game forum, or anywhere for that matter, isn't a good idea.

Hue, too late now.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · August 07, 2014, 11:06:15 AM

Call Lester and have your wanted level removed for $200.

MattyFez · August 07, 2014, 11:15:14 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 07, 2014, 10:45:36 AM

Oh, I knew it was illegal. I just didn't know it was as bad as it is.

>mfw

"I-I'm sorry officer. I knew i-it was illegal, I j-just didn't think it was t-that illegal."

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 07, 2014, 01:48:46 PM

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More Than Mortal · August 07, 2014, 01:52:48 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 07, 2014, 01:48:46 PM

I know you get a lot of humor out of this ordeal but goddamn Meta.

I wish you would give up this "attitude" you have. I don't know if it's the whole Sociopathic thing or you just don't give a fuck. You're one of the smartest people I know and have a shit load of potential but I really don't think you'll get anywhere with this mindset you have.

I just don't give a fuck.

I can't really put into words how little I genuinely care about anything really.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 07, 2014, 01:53:51 PM

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