So I come home, walk into my kitchen

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:08:44 PM

And I see this

Parent is nowhere to be found.

Solonoid · March 04, 2016, 04:10:01 PM

Sure, I mean if you want to be sober you could drink that.

DAS B00T x2 · March 04, 2016, 04:10:32 PM

>lite

Jono · March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM

Aren't you like 34 dough

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM

Aren't you like 34 dough

Im actually 13.

this is me

Solonoid · March 04, 2016, 04:13:48 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
Aren't you like 34 dough
Im actually 13.

this is me

Don't come to school tomorrow.

N/A · March 04, 2016, 04:14:25 PM

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Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:14:55 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 04, 2016, 04:13:48 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
Aren't you like 34 dough
Im actually 13.

this is me
Don't come to school tomorrow.

I AM NOT A FUCKING SCHOOL SHOOTER

MY FUCKING TEACHERS CALLED ME ONE IN AN EMAIL

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:16:17 PM

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Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
Aren't you like 34 dough
Im actually 13.

this is me
Would you by any chance be interested in dressing in cute skirts for me to fuck you in?

Maybe. Are you a top or a bottom?

Solonoid · March 04, 2016, 04:18:22 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:16:17 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 04, 2016, 04:14:25 PM
Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
Aren't you like 34 dough
Im actually 13.

this is me
Would you by any chance be interested in dressing in cute skirts for me to fuck you in?
Maybe. Are you a top or a bottom?

You'd better get in the business of school shootings real quick because if you don't imma school shoot you.

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Solonoid · March 04, 2016, 04:20:36 PM

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Quote from: Solonoid on March 04, 2016, 04:18:22 PM
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Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 04, 2016, 04:14:25 PM
Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
Aren't you like 34 dough
Im actually 13.

this is me
Would you by any chance be interested in dressing in cute skirts for me to fuck you in?
Maybe. Are you a top or a bottom?
You'd better get in the business of school shootings real quick because if you don't imma school shoot you.
You're with a breeder right now though.

Only because I can't have yoooouuuu

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:21:04 PM

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Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:16:17 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 04, 2016, 04:14:25 PM
Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
Aren't you like 34 dough
Im actually 13.

this is me
Would you by any chance be interested in dressing in cute skirts for me to fuck you in?
Maybe. Are you a top or a bottom?
I'm good with both.

You see I only take it up the ass by bottoms.

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Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:23:29 PM

Ok so there's this party that some faggots who are unworthy of my presence are throwing. I'm gonna sell all of this shit to them and get money.

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:24:26 PM

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Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:21:04 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 04, 2016, 04:19:11 PM
Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:16:17 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on March 04, 2016, 04:14:25 PM
Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:12:45 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 04, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
Aren't you like 34 dough
Im actually 13.

this is me
Would you by any chance be interested in dressing in cute skirts for me to fuck you in?
Maybe. Are you a top or a bottom?
I'm good with both.
You see I only take it up the ass by bottoms.
Then it works out perfectly because I'd rather bottom but will put it in your ass if needed be.

you make a tempting offer

Solonoid · March 04, 2016, 04:25:04 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:23:29 PM

Ok so there's this party that some faggots who are unworthy of my presence are throwing. I'm gonna sell all of this shit to them and get mad cash.

yeah I'm sure your parents don't care.

Better idea, go to the party, bring the beer, and actually make some friends.

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:29:24 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 04, 2016, 04:25:04 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 04:23:29 PM
Ok so there's this party that some faggots who are unworthy of my presence are throwing. I'm gonna sell all of this shit to them and get mad cash.
yeah I'm sure your parents don't care.

Better idea, go to the party, bring the beer, and actually make some friends.

I don't make friends with normies. And money is better than friends.

MyNameIsCharlie · March 04, 2016, 04:30:50 PM

Leave the beer alone. Are the repercussions worth it? Unless your folks are really open minded, this will set them off.

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:33:01 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 04, 2016, 04:30:50 PM

Leave the beer alone. Are the repercussions worth it? Unless your folks are really open minded, this will set them off.

Ill think of someway to cover it up.

Verbatim · March 04, 2016, 04:34:38 PM

You're a fucking dumbass.

Jester · March 04, 2016, 04:35:57 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 04, 2016, 04:34:38 PM

You're a fucking dumbass.

Yeah my plan was kinda shot down when I considered the fact that I'm fucked in the end

Nexus · March 04, 2016, 04:35:59 PM

Your parents are sick fucks. Stealing beer piss like that.

Nexus · March 04, 2016, 04:37:28 PM

Holy shit, if you're gonna steal liquor from your parents and you choose beer, they should choose a post birth abortion.

PSU · March 04, 2016, 04:57:47 PM

Drink one or 2 and relax.

Nothing wrong with a few beers.

Jester · March 04, 2016, 05:04:45 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 04, 2016, 04:57:47 PM

Drink one or 2 and relax.

Nothing wrong with a few beers.

Im not going to become an early alcoholic, Max

PSU · March 04, 2016, 05:06:18 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 05:04:45 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 04, 2016, 04:57:47 PM
Drink one or 2 and relax.

Nothing wrong with a few beers.
Im not going to become an early alcoholic, Max

Drinking 2 beers won't make you an alcoholic.....it'll give you a small buzz and help you enjoy your Friday night.

Jester · March 04, 2016, 05:09:21 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 04, 2016, 05:06:18 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 05:04:45 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 04, 2016, 04:57:47 PM
Drink one or 2 and relax.

Nothing wrong with a few beers.
Im not going to become an early alcoholic, Max

Drinking 2 beers won't make you an alcoholic.....it'll give you a small buzz and help you enjoy your Friday night.

Id rather not become a degenerate thanks

PSU · March 04, 2016, 05:10:04 PM

Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 05:09:21 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 04, 2016, 05:06:18 PM
Quote from: Jester on March 04, 2016, 05:04:45 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 04, 2016, 04:57:47 PM
Drink one or 2 and relax.

Nothing wrong with a few beers.
Im not going to become an early alcoholic, Max

Drinking 2 beers won't make you an alcoholic.....it'll give you a small buzz and help you enjoy your Friday night.
Id rather not become a degenerate thanks

If you become a degenerate from 2 beers, you're the problem not the alcohol.