need advice. how to start relationship? let's go through this together.

shitposters need not apply. i already tried the toast in a bag method.

Give her some of that Venom

Is she a big girl?

Make enemies with a billionaire, and let him fuck her.

Elaborate.

how to of start relationship with human bean. with my first girlfriend i don't even know how it happened tbh. i think it's because i sperged and told her i liked her and she happened to of feelings the same way.

I mean tell me about your already existing relationship with this girl. How'd you meet,  how you and her interact ect.

met her at uni. we're both into the same shit and we have a super great time together doing all sorts of shit. i don't have any doubt that this could of being something because i'm not a sperglord and i've had a girlfriend before. i just forgot how i did it last time

Will you break her back?

come on man that's just rude also i might because i'm a really strong fucksmith

Quote from: Bane on February 18, 2015, 04:52:22 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 18, 2015, 04:49:36 PM

I mean tell me about your already existing relationship with this girl. How'd you meet,  how you and her interact ect.

met her at uni. we're both into the same shit and we have a super great time together doing all sorts of shit. i don't have any doubt that this could of being something because i'm not a sperglord and i've had a girlfriend before. i just forgot how i did it last time

Keep talking to her, see if she shows signs of wanting to date.

well here's the thing i'm like 90% sure that she does because of reasons and in the professional opinons of actual females it sounds like she wants to datings me

Quote from: ねこ on February 18, 2015, 04:54:12 PM

Will you break her back?

come on man that's just rude also i might because i'm a really strong fucksmith

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

Will you break her back?

Bane isn't The Iron Sheik

Quote from: Bane on February 18, 2015, 05:03:43 PM

Quote from: Brociopath on February 18, 2015, 05:00:19 PM

Quote from: Bane on February 18, 2015, 04:52:22 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 18, 2015, 04:49:36 PM

I mean tell me about your already existing relationship with this girl. How'd you meet,  how you and her interact ect.

met her at uni. we're both into the same shit and we have a super great time together doing all sorts of shit. i don't have any doubt that this could of being something because i'm not a sperglord and i've had a girlfriend before. i just forgot how i did it last time

Keep talking to her, see if she shows signs of wanting to date.

well here's the thing i'm like 90% sure that she does because of reasons and in the professional opinons of actual females it sounds like she wants to datings me

Ask her out.

we've gone out several times but it was never worded like "do you want to go out" it was always "wanna get food and shit"

addendum: they're totally dates but we've never been clear on that part i suppose

Is her name CIA?

make sure she responds

holy shit please this is my only alt i need help

holy shit please this is my only alt i need help

Of course!