Snuggling Role Play Thread

You just showed up on my doorstep during a storm cold and wet with no place to go

*opens door*

NOPE

*closes door*

nope

NOPE

*closes door*

K bye

what the fuk

nope

Quench my hearse

what the fuk

Come inside
You're freezing

*gives you blanket*

Is cuddling penises an option?

Ive got an umbrella and there's a BnB down the road thanks.

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

There are few I'd snuggle, you aren't one of them.

Is cuddling penises an option?

Yeah

Come right on in

There are few I'd snuggle, you aren't one of them.

Good
You're a disgusting little shit anyways

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

can i use your shower

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

can i use your shower

after I shower you in semen first :^)

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

can i use your shower

Ye

*joins you in shower*

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

can i use your shower

Ye

*joins you in shower*

*turns around and stares at you in the shower*

wat

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

can i use your shower

after I shower you in semen first :^)

fuck thats hot

It's so cold :3

Spoiler

gay

It's so cold :3

Spoiler

Awwwwh

*picks you up and carries you inside*

gay

Is that a problem?

*walks in covered in semen*

halp

*dries you up*

can i use your shower

Ye

*joins you in shower*

*turns around and stares at you in the shower*

wat

*grabs soap and causally cleans myself*

gay

Is that a problem?

point out the fag and we can lynch him

*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*

*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*

No thanks, i prefer the rain