Sideways Thoughts.

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 12:21:47 PM

Because, ya know, the Lord moves in mysterious ways. Sometimes he'll come in at an angle. Other times he can hover, then swoop. Sometimes he can even come in from beneath, like a worm.. or mole. He's the Lord, it's his call how he chooses to maneuver. Not really a parody thread but more asking of how people deal with living/being alive. And finding God before he finds you.

March 11, 2015, 12:38:20 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideways_Stories_from_Wayside_School
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Sylvie · March 11, 2015, 12:39:08 PM

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 12:46:39 PM

Quote from: Baha on March 11, 2015, 12:38:20 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sideways_Stories_from_Wayside_School
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This seems relevant, but no mention of God.

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 12:47:01 PM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:39:08 PM

How do you live?

Sylvie · March 11, 2015, 12:48:55 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 11, 2015, 12:47:01 PM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:39:08 PM

How do you live?

With the assistance of oxygen and food.

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 12:50:56 PM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:48:55 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 11, 2015, 12:47:01 PM
Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:39:08 PM

How do you live?
With the assistance of oxygen and food.

And water. You left out basically the second most important thing.

Actually, what's more important?- oxygen or water?

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DAS B00T x2 · March 11, 2015, 12:53:27 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 11, 2015, 12:51:34 PM

What I'm getting from this thread is that the OP wants for God to fuck him in the ass, is that correct?

Well that's a more coherent thought than I got out of it...

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 12:54:38 PM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 11, 2015, 12:51:34 PM

What I'm getting from this thread is that the OP wants for God to fuck him in the ass, is that correct?

God could come out of my ass but I don't think God would have any reason to go into my ass.

Sandtrap · March 11, 2015, 01:02:10 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 11, 2015, 12:50:56 PM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:48:55 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 11, 2015, 12:47:01 PM
Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:39:08 PM

How do you live?
With the assistance of oxygen and food.
And water. You left out basically the second most important thing.

Actually, what's more important?- oxygen or water?

Water requires oxygen to technically be called water.

Oxygen.

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 01:04:47 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on March 11, 2015, 01:02:10 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 11, 2015, 12:50:56 PM
Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:48:55 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 11, 2015, 12:47:01 PM
Quote from: Sylvie on March 11, 2015, 12:39:08 PM

How do you live?
With the assistance of oxygen and food.
And water. You left out basically the second most important thing.

Actually, what's more important?- oxygen or water?

Water requires oxygen to technically be called water.

Oxygen.

Good call.

Casper · March 11, 2015, 01:10:38 PM

How I deal with it? Well not very well, i can tell you that.

True Turquoise · March 11, 2015, 01:15:10 PM

"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid"

Elegiac · March 11, 2015, 01:24:03 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 11, 2015, 01:10:38 PM

How I deal with it? Well not very well, i can tell you that.

I thought you were a success in life.

Casper · March 11, 2015, 01:25:54 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 11, 2015, 01:24:03 PM

Quote from: Casper on March 11, 2015, 01:10:38 PM
How I deal with it? Well not very well, i can tell you that.
I thought you were a success in life.

lol

Sylvie · March 11, 2015, 01:26:53 PM

Oxygen, then water.
But you get the idea.