My Fellow Military Members, How/When/Why Did You Join?

Lemy the Lizerd | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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I'll tell you pukes about my time in the USAF, but I won't sugar coat it or use the excuse "I can't talk about it" in chronological order.

I was fresh out of prison at 21. Not even two hours of "freedom" later I was jonesin for free housing and authority. I walked into the recruiters office. He asked why I wanted to join. I told him the motherfucking truth. He took my to MEPS right then and there. Outside the door he stopped. He said "you aren't allowed to have facial tattoos in the Air Force, so if anyone asks, you tripped and fell in dog shit out here." First clue something was up. I sat my fucking down and took the asvab. Shortly there after my recruiter walked in and told me I scored a 144.
>howyoufiggamynigga
Allegedly I scored 44% higher than the highest 1%. A bunch of suits walked in and told me they wanted to strap me to a rocket and blast me to faggot ass Neptune. They asked me what I wanted to do in the Air Force. I told them ver batum "what're has the least bitches" they left for a while and came back in, telling me I was going SOWT. I went to get my height and weight measured. I was in with some 6'5 Nubian princess who I obv fucked. They told me height and weight was the same for men and woman. Bitch had to weigh 450. Second time I noticed something was up. Anyway the rest AINT so exciting. I spent 2.5 years learning how to put my finger in my mouth, pull it out, point it up, then say "uh yeah m9 it's windy" I got dishonorably discharged 10 years ago for carrying my katana around Serbia. Moral of the story: you can't trust the system.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
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Ah, America. The only place where you can legally sign up to be a bloodthirsty murderer.

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Quote from: SecondClass on November 05, 2014, 12:18:08 AM
Ah, America. The only place where you can legally sign up to be a bloodthirsty murderer.
at least I'm not some teenage hippie faggot

 
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OH COME ON YOU ASSPOOPS THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD

 
R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 05, 2014, 12:34:50 AM
OH COME ON YOU ASSPOOPS THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD

XD

 
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I neither fear, nor despise.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Why no lowd Katana?  :(
Last Edit: November 05, 2014, 05:02:49 AM by Prothek

 
Mattie G Indahouse | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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I singed up so I can get sent to some pointless war in some piss poor country just so I can kill the people there for no good reason at all.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
Quote from: challengerX on November 05, 2014, 04:41:44 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on November 05, 2014, 12:18:08 AM
Ah, America. The only place where you can legally sign up to be a bloodthirsty murderer.
Because America is the only country where you can join the military.
I was more being facetious and trying to make fun of certain members than actually holding that view.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Have you ever raped or killed civilian?

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: they're watching me on November 05, 2014, 02:27:07 PM
Have you ever raped or killed civilian?
We all know Russia has.

 
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American Jesus
Well I am enlisting into the Navy.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Quote from: Ossku on November 05, 2014, 06:20:12 PM
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so yo ass is gon' leave us?

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Quote from: Ossku on November 05, 2014, 06:20:12 PM
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Don't get fixed.
Military changes people...