Shit So Bad That British Airways Plane Had to Turn Around

 
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A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit brought a ยฃ360 million airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mum. You couldn't. Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist.


 
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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating, you're a douche.


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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
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Why would you shave on an airplane?


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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
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Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo


 
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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
safety razor


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
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Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
you account for the turbulence in your strokes


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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
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Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
safety razor

Safety razors aren't actually safer, and you're not going to be able to get on a plane with any razor, whether it's cartridge, double-sided, or straight -- at least in America.


 
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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
safety razor

Safety razors aren't actually safer, and you're not going to be able to get on a plane with any razor, whether it's cartridge, double-sided, or straight -- at least in America.
I stand corrected.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
โ€”Judge Aaron Satie
โ€”โ€”Carmen
Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
safety razor

Safety razors aren't actually safer, and you're not going to be able to get on a plane with any razor, whether it's cartridge, double-sided, or straight -- at least in America.
they usually have a cheap single bladed Bic razor attached to the wall with a metal cord

that's what you use


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
safety razor

Safety razors aren't actually safer, and you're not going to be able to get on a plane with any razor, whether it's cartridge, double-sided, or straight -- at least in America.
Eugh, true that. I swear TSA was giving me looks for the box cutter I hang on my keys when I walked by them to get to the arrivals ramp to meet my brother when he flew back for Christmas...


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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
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Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo

If you're exceptionally daring, you'll do it with a straight razor or a knife.


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This article was written by a middle schooler


 
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This article was written by a middle schooler
This article was written by the Flood.


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You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.


 
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You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.
Or I can be Snowy! Except I'm a Fox! YES


 
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You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.
As long as a body has to be hidden and there are plenty of MORONS in it, I'm sure it would work out quite well.


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You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.
As long as a body has to be hidden and there are plenty of MORONS in it, I'm sure it would work out quite well.
As long as its a tsundere you cant go wrong with Tru


 
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Allah Akbleurgh.
They're after us, Psy
The Adventures of True Turquoise and Mr Psychologist.

You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.
As long as a body has to be hidden and there are plenty of MORONS in it, I'm sure it would work out quite well.
As long as its a tsundere you cant go wrong with Tru
But Captain Haddock is more tsun than Tintin. Hmm. Tru could just be tsun towards me, because I'm the unwanted fox that gets them into adventures.


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Damn Britains and their loose assholes