Due to a lack of sholdiersh after the lasht offenshive on the shitposhting headquartersh we need bodiesh the besht of the besht of the besht to shtand idly by and do nuffin.
Posht in here if you wish to apply, shay why you think you are the besht of the besht of the besht and I'll tell you if you make the cut.
Good luck juniorsh, god shpeed.