NSFW Sexual Roleplay Thread

This thread is heresy.

*trip and spaghetti falls out of my pocket*

*trip and spaghetti falls out of my pocket*

never forghetti

mom's spaghetti

*trip and spaghetti falls out of my pocket*

Hi :]

mom's spaghetti

holy shit lets just go out already.

*trip and spaghetti falls out of my pocket*

and then the spaghetti monster was born...

could you please help me pick up my spaghetti? *shuffle spaghetti into my pockets as some keeps spilling out* 

This is one gay thread.

could you please help me pick up my spaghetti? *shuffle spaghetti into my pockets as some keeps spilling out*

*helps you pick up your spaghetti*

Nice spaghetti

*blush* Thanks, my mom made it for me. No one has ever said her spaghetti is nice *our hands touch in spaghetti*

*blush* Thanks, my mom made it for me. No one has ever said her spaghetti is nice *our hands touch in spaghetti*

*looks up at you and accidentally makes eye contact*

Hiiii

*I take your hand and and place some spaghetti in it a long with a meatball and close it* Please... take this

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

mom's spaghetti

holy shit lets just go out already.

sol pls

*I take your hand and and place some spaghetti in it a long with a meatball and close it* Please... take this

*grips it, leans in, and kisses you*

We gotta get schwifty in here.

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Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

I sure can, boss.

Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*

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Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*

I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Nigga Imma roll that fuckin' stress right outta your body.

Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*

I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe

Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*

I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe

Inglorious knows what I'm talkin about.

Let's tag team this bitch.

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*trip and spaghetti falls out of my pocket*

mom's spaghetti

Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*

I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe

Inglorious knows what I'm talkin about.

Let's tag team this bitch.

my anus is prepared.

YEAH. TAG TEAMMED BITCH.

Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*

I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?

Roll over babe

*rolls*

*places my hands gently on your back, rubbing and gently squeezing*