I want to fill Noel until she bloats.
Quote from: Death on September 26, 2014, 05:38:19 PMUmm, sex has been mediocre. Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro. After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lolyou fucked in the bathroom for 20 minutes? holy fuck dude that must have been uncomfortable
Umm, sex has been mediocre. Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro. After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 26, 2014, 02:08:42 PMIf you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"
If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.
My best sex experience is the time I was a pet to a mistress. Fun was had, but life pulled its strings to make it brief. Besides that, my sexual life is nothing exciting. I haven't had straight sex, ever, and well, the kinkiest stuff I did was with my mistress and was mostly self-pleasure or guilty humiliation.
Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him. The guy turned her down. I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.
Quote from: Mr. Admirals on September 27, 2014, 09:15:41 AMYesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him. The guy turned her down. I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.make sure you actually say ayy lmao
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on September 27, 2014, 09:27:34 AMQuote from: Mr. Admirals on September 27, 2014, 09:15:41 AMYesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him. The guy turned her down. I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.make sure you actually say ayy lmaoHow should it be pronounced?I usually do [Phonetic Spelling] "Eyy la-mao"
Quote from: Mr. Admirals on September 27, 2014, 10:11:42 AMQuote from: A Cheese Potato on September 27, 2014, 09:27:34 AMQuote from: Mr. Admirals on September 27, 2014, 09:15:41 AMYesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him. The guy turned her down. I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.make sure you actually say ayy lmaoHow should it be pronounced?I usually do [Phonetic Spelling] "Eyy la-mao"I think verbally it would sound smoother if you leave out the "lmao"
Quote from: Vien on September 26, 2014, 11:38:39 PMI want to fill Noelle until she bloats.
I want to fill Noelle until she bloats.