Sex thread (SFW)

I want to fill Noelle until she bloats.

I want to fill Noel until she bloats.

This should do the trick.

Umm, sex has been mediocre.
Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro.
After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol

you fucked in the bathroom for 20 minutes? holy fuck dude that must have been uncomfortable

Yeah, it was a little. My knees were pretty bruised.

i am 12 and what is this

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If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.

isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"

2edgy4me

My best sex experience is the time I was a pet to a mistress. Fun was had, but life pulled its strings to make it brief. Besides that, my sexual life is nothing exciting. I haven't had straight sex, ever, and well, the kinkiest stuff I did was with my mistress and was mostly self-pleasure or guilty humiliation.

My best sex experience is the time I was a pet to a mistress. Fun was had, but life pulled its strings to make it brief. Besides that, my sexual life is nothing exciting. I haven't had straight sex, ever, and well, the kinkiest stuff I did was with my mistress and was mostly self-pleasure or guilty humiliation.

Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him.

The guy turned her down.

I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."

Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.

Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him.

The guy turned her down.

I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."

Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.

Do eeettt

Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him.

The guy turned her down.

I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."

Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.

make sure you actually say ayy lmao

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Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him.

The guy turned her down.

I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."

Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.

make sure you actually say ayy lmao

How should it be pronounced?

I usually do [Phonetic Spelling] "Eyy la-mao"

Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him.

The guy turned her down.

I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."

Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.

make sure you actually say ayy lmao

How should it be pronounced?

I usually do [Phonetic Spelling] "Eyy la-mao"

I think verbally it would sound smoother if you leave out the "lmao"

Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him.

The guy turned her down.

I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."

Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.

make sure you actually say ayy lmao

How should it be pronounced?

I usually do [Phonetic Spelling] "Eyy la-mao"

I think verbally it would sound smoother if you leave out the "lmao"

Fair enough.

Yesterday I played Cards Against Humanity on the third floor of my dorm (never been there) and a girl there said she asked a guy to buy her $0.65 Animal Crackers and in return she'd have sex with him.

The guy turned her down.

I'm planning to buy her animal crackers and find her today and be like, "Ayy lmao, I bought you animal crackers."

Actually, I should get a bunch of us to do that... That would be so freaking funny.

I met all of the people who live in my hall by inviting everyone to play CAH right in the hallway, it's a really fun way to meet new people

I want to fill Noelle until she bloats.

obby