Sex thread (SFW)

Virgin :^(

Buuuuuut, doggy and cowgirl do interest me

Lenny face

don't you have a qt3.14 gf?

Yeah :/

why won't she pleasure your pen0r?

How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

I wish.

lets make that wish come true

Someone is jelly.

.....

Shush you, you can't have me all to yourself.

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If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

That's why edging can be bad.

Indeed. Holding it isn't smart. It has to go somewhere. Bottom line is if you need to cum, cum. If a girl gets mad at you for cumming so early, explain to her what Retrograde Ejaculation is and why it's bad.

That's why to shoot you don't hold long. A few seconds is all it takes.

I'm not sure if I would want to take that risk to be honest.

How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman

Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

Cowgirl.

o.O

Cowgirl.

o.O

Welcome to this thread.

Cowgirl.

o.O

is that a magnum in your pants or are you just excited to see me;)

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How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman

Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

Handy With Penis?

Lol, but no.

Cowgirl.

o.O

Welcome to this thread.

*Waves*
This thread tho!

How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman

Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

Handy With Penis?

Lol, but no.

Heavy Weight Pussy?

How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman

Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

Handy With Penis?

Lol, but no.

Heavy Weight Pussy?

Dodoria?

Virgin :^(

Buuuuuut, doggy and cowgirl do interest me

Lenny face

don't you have a qt3.14 gf?

Yeah :/

why won't she pleasure your pen0r?

Hoping it'll happen this Christmas break, actually.
>.>

How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman

Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

Handy With Penis?

Lol, but no.

Heavy Weight Pussy?

Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.

How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman

Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

Handy With Penis?

Lol, but no.

Heavy Weight Pussy?

Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.

i'm totally HWP what are you talking about Das

How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?

>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?

No, I just can't get a gf at all

Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.

But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman

Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"

Handy With Penis?

Lol, but no.

Heavy Weight Pussy?

Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.

i'm totally HWP what are you talking about Das

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Well this thread is going nowhere.

your mom is going nowhere

Well this thread is going nowhere.

your mom is going nowhere

Fuck that bitch

WAY ahead of you

kinky

i literally do not give a shit about the sex if it's with someone i haven't made somewhat of a connection to.

hookups are like assisted masturbation to me now, no idea why. but when i have a strong bond/crush/care for the person, it's like magic mayne

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Umm, sex has been mediocre.
Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro.
After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol

Apparently a lot of latinas are like that.

booty

booty

Quality post.

Umm, sex has been mediocre.
Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro.
After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol

you fucked in the bathroom for 20 minutes? holy fuck dude that must have been uncomfortable

>Implying anybody here has had sex