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So towards the end of my shift, I'm by the counter and my boss is chatting with a customer and as they say adieu bossman says 'inshallah' as a parting comment

Couple of issues there

1. inshallah =/= goodbye
2. the customer in question spends a lot of money on scratchcards for fun, pretty sure gambling = haram sooooooo I doubt he's a muslim or a practicing one anyhow but hey, he's from an arabic country with an arabic name so potato potato.
3. this is yet another example of #creepingsharia in the UK

so anyhow, boss asks me if what he said was correct because he's not actually muslim (when your name has 'Singh' in it, zero prizes for guessing his religion) and because I know a little bit about a lot of things and he tends to ask all manner of questions to pick my brains.

Now here's where sep7 comes in.

Prior to the ayatollah banter that was going on a little while back, I knew three things in arabic/muslamic - Jihad, Allahu Akbar and Kuffir.
Through discourse with my fellow imams in this wonderful jewish madrassa, I picked up a few less loaded arabic phrases.

Inshallah, Mashallah, Salaam alaikom and bismallah

If god wills it, it is god's will, peace be upon you and in the name of god respectively (rough meanings of course, I don't into kabob)

So rather than the unhelpful additions of terrorist words to the conversation, sep7 allowed me to point out that inshallah doesn't really work as goodbye and that instead he might want to greet him with salaam alaikom next time <.<

Anyway that's my islamic day in a nutshell

How has sep7 helped you in your employment?

 
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"How has sep7 helped you in your employment?"

Got me bloody slapped at work
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Quote from: Ryle on December 13, 2015, 06:08:52 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 13, 2015, 06:05:06 PM
"How has sep7 helped you in your employment?"

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i bet you liked it
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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 13, 2015, 06:05:06 PM
"How has sep7 helped you in your employment?"

Got me bloody slapped at work
What happened?

 
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Quote from: Thunder on December 13, 2015, 06:13:26 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 13, 2015, 06:05:06 PM
"How has sep7 helped you in your employment?"

Got me bloody slapped at work
What happened?
I was reading something on sep7 at lunch break, and after lunch, I was helping Lydia out, she was complaining about stuff with family and I just say "Maybe you should just kill yourself"

She backhanded me.

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Quote from: True Turquoise on December 13, 2015, 06:17:19 PM
I was reading something on sep7 at lunch break, and after lunch, I was helping Lydia out, she was complaining about stuff with family and I just say "Maybe you should just kill yourself"

She backhanded me.

 
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Quote from: challengerX on December 13, 2015, 06:18:52 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 13, 2015, 06:17:19 PM
Quote from: Thunder on December 13, 2015, 06:13:26 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 13, 2015, 06:05:06 PM
"How has sep7 helped you in your employment?"

Got me bloody slapped at work
What happened?
I was reading something on sep7 at lunch break, and after lunch, I was helping Lydia out, she was complaining about stuff with family and I just say "Maybe you should just kill yourself"

She backhanded me.
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Quote from: challengerX on December 13, 2015, 06:16:03 PM
Salam alaykom = "Peace be unto you" but is pretty much how you say "hi" in Muslim countries, Iranian Muslims usually just say "Salam" and only use the former for only a more formal greeting. The response to this is (originally) "wa alaykom salam" or just "alaykom salam" again if you're Iranian it's just "salam". Say you're meeting an Iranian person for the first time, you'd use the more formal greeting as a sign of respect. Arabs use the full expression.

Mashallah = God's will (use this when something good happens or kind of like "congratulating" someone)

Hamdullah = Praise to god

Inshallah = God willing (kind of like saying "hopefully")
What's the one for goodbye? <.<

 
 
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