Camnator lit his blunt standing on the corner.
A mother with a young child shot him a dirty look.

"I have glaucoma." He immediately defended.

It had been weeks since he had a decent meal. He spent so much of his money on weed that he could only really eat jars of nutella he scrounged out of dumpsters.

From across the busy road, a hooded figure smelled the weed; his eyes lit up. With no concern for his own safety, the man ran into the busy road, bounding onto the corner on which Camnator stood.

He removed his hood, and Camnator began to urinate in his pants. His face was grotesque and malformed, disgusting and frightening. He was like a human shock image.

"I'm Elegiac." The disgusting creature snarled. "I smelled your dank weed and was wondering if I could get a drag of that shit."

"Nah man find your own shit." Camnator said.

At that moment, Elegiac saw a fourteen year old girl, walking in the company of a large man with a shitty beard.

"Oh boy Christmas came early!" He exclaimed. He ran up to the girl and began hitting on her.

Upon seeing his face she vomited, and continued to, profusely. The stream of vomit wrought by his disgusting form showed no signs of stopping for several minutes, until finally, the contents of her stomach was emptied completely onto the sidewalk.

Das lifted his tiny girlfriend off of the pavement, punched Elegiac in the face, and said, "Stay away from Ender you creep."

Elegiac returned to Camnator, who had been joined by a transsexual prostitute.

"Dude I told you to get the fuck out of here, I'm sharing this blunt with Class now."

SecondClass shoved the middle aged man into the busy road, where he was promptly run down.

This caught the attention of Kinder, who immediately floored his segway over to the scene of the incident.

"Hey you pothead punks, I'm going to have to make a citizen's arrest! I'll have you know I'm a security officer at the mall in town and I saw what you did! That kind of thing is unacce-"

He stopped cold upon seeing the beautiful transsexual she-man before him. "Oh." He said.

He stepped down from his segway, cracking the pavement below him a little.

"I guess I can make an exception for someone as beautiful as you." he swooned at Class.

Just then, a bus pulled up, further flattening,and frankly improving the face of, the desiccated Elegiac.

The bus was adorned by a banner which read, "Rockethole Express", and atop it there was a furious gay gangbang going on, in which Vien, Nuka, Kupo, Icy, and RC were all pounding Rocketman's various holes.

This irritated Kinder.
If there was one thing in the world he hated most, it was homosexuals.

He used his gargantuan obese retard strength to lift the bus and smash the nose of it repeatedly into elegiacs soupy remains.

The fags atop the bus scurried off in various directions, but Arky, who had been driving the bus, had been reduced to a bloody pulp.

In the confusion, Class and Camnator had slipped away, leaving Kinder all alone, as usual.

Kinder began crying.
Why did all of the trannies always leave him without giving him a shot?
He hung his head low, and segway'd his way home in shame.

Lame thread

tfw you can always run to bungle if you get put in this kind of shit




Cool kids only fools

Posting on bungle I difficult for me because its nothing but mega-threads, which I hate.

We have an ultrathread too


/plug

I'm 15

It doesnt fucking work, DAMMIT CHEAT

Literally what.

Quote from: Batch on December 08, 2015, 03:36:20 PM

It doesnt fucking work, DAMMIT CHEAT

Literally what.

Found out the video/gif hybrids on imgur dont work here.

Like sure you can link them, but its not the same :/

oh my god why

why not

how did i miss this shitty-ass thread

Can we have a sequel?

Sep7agon

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