Schrödinger's Virgin

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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If we lock Loaf in a hotel room with a porn star of his choosing, and measure an electron’s spin in the room. It spins up, he/she fucks him. It spins down and she treats him like every other chick.

Is he still a virgin? We have to observe the electron to measure it.
Last Edit: June 18, 2018, 07:42:51 PM by MyNameIsCharlie

 
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Schrödonger’s virgin except the outcome is always affirmative with extra virginity

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
You're implying that Loaf would pick a girl?

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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this is the trifecta of threads u make

 
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Quote from: Jono on June 18, 2018, 02:19:19 AM
You're implying that Loaf would pick a girl?

 
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Quote from: XSEAN on June 18, 2018, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Jono on June 18, 2018, 02:19:19 AM
You're implying that Loaf would pick a girl?

OP edited in light of this