Muhammad vs Jesus

Solonoid · March 28, 2016, 04:12:18 PM

Neither has any prep time, and all semblance of conscience has been removed.

One must kill the other, and both are trying.

Neither has access to disciples, both are unarmed, and the arena is a completely flat, very wide space.

Who wins?

Jive Turkey · March 28, 2016, 04:13:09 PM

Float like a butterfly

Jive Turkey · March 28, 2016, 04:13:33 PM

WRASTLED WITH ALLIGATORS

big sponge · March 28, 2016, 04:14:49 PM

Muhammad was a warlord, Jesus was a jewish hippy. Pretty sure this is a no contest.

Jive Turkey · March 28, 2016, 04:14:57 PM

HOSPITALIZED A BRICK

Elai · March 28, 2016, 04:29:13 PM

Quote from: LC on March 28, 2016, 04:14:49 PM

Muhammad was a warlord, Jesus was a jewish hippy. Pretty sure this is a no contest.

Jesus was also a god.

Elai · March 28, 2016, 04:29:33 PM

Pre-resurrection Jesus solos

big sponge · March 28, 2016, 04:32:29 PM

Quote from: Eli on March 28, 2016, 04:29:13 PM

Quote from: LC on March 28, 2016, 04:14:49 PM
Muhammad was a warlord, Jesus was a jewish hippy. Pretty sure this is a no contest.

Jesus was also a god.

Jesus was just a man.

Solonoid · March 28, 2016, 04:33:50 PM

Quote from: LC on March 28, 2016, 04:32:29 PM

Quote from: Eli on March 28, 2016, 04:29:13 PM
Quote from: LC on March 28, 2016, 04:14:49 PM
Muhammad was a warlord, Jesus was a jewish hippy. Pretty sure this is a no contest.

Jesus was also a god.

Jesus was just a man.

nah, we're going with the versions of them from their respective canons

Elai · March 28, 2016, 04:34:35 PM

Thank you. I say again:

Pre-resurrection Jesus solos.

big sponge · March 28, 2016, 04:34:52 PM

Quote from: Solonoid on March 28, 2016, 04:33:50 PM

Quote from: LC on March 28, 2016, 04:32:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 28, 2016, 04:29:13 PM
Quote from: LC on March 28, 2016, 04:14:49 PM
Muhammad was a warlord, Jesus was a jewish hippy. Pretty sure this is a no contest.

Jesus was also a god.

Jesus was just a man.
nah, we're going with the versions of them from their respective canons

Might want to state that in the OP then.

DAS B00T x2 · March 28, 2016, 04:41:37 PM

Quote from: LC on March 28, 2016, 04:14:49 PM

Muhammad was a warlord, Jesus was a jewish hippy. Pretty sure this is a no contest.

Jesus was an OG carpenter. The hardest thing mohammed had to lift was a beaten 12 year old girl.
Jesus wins.

challengerX · March 28, 2016, 04:52:41 PM

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ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · March 28, 2016, 05:26:35 PM

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ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · March 28, 2016, 05:28:40 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · March 28, 2016, 08:15:29 PM

You've seen the images. Jesus was skinny and wiry. Man those skinny guys fight till their burger.

True Turquoise · March 28, 2016, 08:16:52 PM

Avdol

Spartan · March 28, 2016, 08:17:22 PM

batman w/ prep

Luciana · March 28, 2016, 08:58:33 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 28, 2016, 08:15:29 PM

You've seen the images. Jesus was skinny and wiry. Man those skinny guys fight till their burger.

The Jesus we typically see was actually a painting commissioned by Rodrigo Borgia aka Pope Alexander VI. He got Da Vinci to paint his son, Cesare Borgia, multiple times That's what we almost always see Jesus associated with. No doubt a skinny little man, but he was some dark curly haired middle eastern dude.

Jono · March 28, 2016, 09:11:34 PM

JESUS FED 5,000 WITH JUST A LOAF A BREAD AND 1 FISH

MUHAMMED JUST FUCKED GOATS

JESUS SOLOS

Korra · March 28, 2016, 09:37:58 PM

Jesus one inch punches His way to victory.

Word Wizard · March 28, 2016, 10:09:05 PM

Jesus tamed a dragon

Coomer · March 28, 2016, 10:24:09 PM

Quote from: GohanRules12 on March 28, 2016, 10:09:05 PM

Jesus tamed a dragon

Well Muhammad still has some trump cards up his sleeves

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · March 28, 2016, 10:46:18 PM

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