Robotic Bear to aid in Assisted Suicide

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 05:54:02 AM

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A team of engineers working for the JSDD, with help from the Orient Industry Company have created an experimental robotic bear to assist in euthanasia and assisted suicide in Japan.

Batch · May 06, 2015, 06:26:20 AM

Perform GLORIOUS SeppuKuma

*sips tea*

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 07:22:55 AM

Quote from: Batch on May 06, 2015, 06:26:20 AM

Perform GLORIOUS SeppuKuma

*sips tea*

honourable

Naru · May 06, 2015, 09:16:04 AM

My god I would love to die from that face.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 06, 2015, 09:19:08 AM

so does the robot help the patient commit suicide

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 10:29:22 AM

Quote from: rave in peaces on May 06, 2015, 09:19:08 AM

so does the robot help the patient commit suicide

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SeppuKuma offers 23 very different methods one can choose to end their life, including Everlasting Sleep (lethal injection), Pillow Kisses (suffocation), Peaceful Breath (helium asphyxia) and Sleepy time Hug which is where the robotic bear strangles its partner until their pulse stops for 15 minutes.

Mat Cauthon · May 06, 2015, 10:30:43 AM

Well damn.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · May 06, 2015, 10:31:15 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 10:29:22 AM

Quote from: rave in peaces on May 06, 2015, 09:19:08 AM
so does the robot help the patient commit suicide
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SeppuKuma offers 23 very different methods one can choose to end their life, including Everlasting Sleep (lethal injection), Pillow Kisses (suffocation), Peaceful Breath (helium asphyxia) and Sleepy time Hug which is where the robotic bear strangles its partner until their pulse stops for 15 minutes.

delightful

Jester · May 06, 2015, 10:32:40 AM

Quote from: rave in peaces on May 06, 2015, 10:31:15 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 10:29:22 AM
Quote from: rave in peaces on May 06, 2015, 09:19:08 AM
so does the robot help the patient commit suicide
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SeppuKuma offers 23 very different methods one can choose to end their life, including Everlasting Sleep (lethal injection), Pillow Kisses (suffocation), Peaceful Breath (helium asphyxia) and Sleepy time Hug which is where the robotic bear strangles its partner until their pulse stops for 15 minutes.
delightful

Remind me never to go to any Asian country

Dan · May 06, 2015, 11:56:01 AM

>Japan

aREALgod · May 06, 2015, 11:57:39 AM

I see this somehow being used for porn

Super Irish · May 06, 2015, 12:07:23 PM

When I read the title I first thought a robotic bear just rips you to shreds or something.

Now that I've read it, it just sounds...more weird.

Sandtrap · May 06, 2015, 12:17:28 PM

This is where it starts guys. Robotic japanese bears equipped with four or five methods of killing humans with consent.

This is the first terminator unit in the making.

big sponge · May 06, 2015, 12:57:24 PM

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 06, 2015, 12:58:31 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · May 06, 2015, 12:59:23 PM

the future is black

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 01:02:03 PM

I don't get why you'd pick one of the violent deaths.

Sandtrap · May 06, 2015, 07:19:00 PM

Also, this could probably fit in serious.

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 07:20:55 PM

Quote from: Nexus on May 06, 2015, 07:00:27 PM

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 07:21:53 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 06, 2015, 07:19:00 PM

Also, this could probably fit in serious.

Nah, keep it in the hood

Mat Cauthon · May 06, 2015, 07:22:40 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 01:02:03 PM

I don't get why you'd pick one of the violent deaths.

Suicidal masochist?

Solonoid · May 06, 2015, 07:23:48 PM

I beta tested one of these, it was 10/10 would seppuku again

Sandtrap · May 06, 2015, 07:24:04 PM

Quote from: Byrne on May 06, 2015, 07:22:40 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 01:02:03 PM
I don't get why you'd pick one of the violent deaths.
Suicidal masochist?

Unless it was like a half assed type deal. Maybe as they're being strangled by a prototype bear terminator they'll suddenly reconsider the merits of staying alive.

Ushan · May 06, 2015, 07:26:40 PM

Couldn't they just feed them to a real one?

Nexus · May 06, 2015, 07:27:24 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 07:20:55 PM

Quote from: Nexus on May 06, 2015, 07:00:27 PM

Are you going to use it to kill yourself?

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 07:34:01 PM

Quote from: Ushan on May 06, 2015, 07:26:40 PM

Couldn't they just feed them to a real one?

That's probably option 17

Ushan · May 06, 2015, 07:35:03 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 07:34:01 PM

Quote from: Ushan on May 06, 2015, 07:26:40 PM
Couldn't they just feed them to a real one?
That's probably option 17

But the robotic bear won't appreciate it like a real one would.

Solonoid · May 06, 2015, 07:37:37 PM

Quote from: Ushan on May 06, 2015, 07:35:03 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 07:34:01 PM
Quote from: Ushan on May 06, 2015, 07:26:40 PM
Couldn't they just feed them to a real one?
That's probably option 17

But the robotic bear won't appreciate it like a real one would.

Well there's 22 other flavours in the Japanese version of Baskin Robbins that kills you instead of gives you ice cream.

Ushan · May 06, 2015, 07:38:47 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 06, 2015, 12:58:31 PM

#BlameUshan2015

Elegiac · May 06, 2015, 07:39:39 PM

Quote from: Ushan on May 06, 2015, 07:35:03 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 06, 2015, 07:34:01 PM
Quote from: Ushan on May 06, 2015, 07:26:40 PM
Couldn't they just feed them to a real one?
That's probably option 17

But the robotic bear won't appreciate it like a real one would.

You sound whiny