Robert Baratheon vs Aragorn.

Nick McIntyre · March 01, 2015, 06:11:13 PM

Sry Brutie, but this would be a much more interesting fight than Bland Snow vs Aragorn.

One on hand, we have King Bobby B. himself. Shortly after Eddard Stark's father and brother were killed by the Mad King, Arys called for the heads of Bob Baratheon and The Ned. In retaliation, their mentor Jon Arryn called forth the banners of The North, The Vale, The Riverlands and The Stormlands to unite and rebel against the Targaryan Dynasty. Bobby B personally led many battles and won almost every one of them. During the Battle of the Bells, he took on three armies in one day and won every single time.

Then during the Battle of the Trident, he took his mighty war-hammer and caved in the chest of Crown ~~pussy-ass-pansy-bitch~~ Prince Rhaegar, then marched to King's Landing to take down the King (though Tywin Lannister beat him to that and forsake the dragon forever.) Shortly after being crowned King, the Iron Islands rebelled against the rest of the Seven Kingdoms. Bobby B smashed the Ironmen to fucking bloody pieces before going back to his usual rounds of feasting, drinking and fucking every single woman in sight.

He was killed only because his squire (who was sleeping with Queen Cersei) increased the dosage of his wine during a hunting trip, causing him to get gored by a boar.

He also has a high charisma rating, able to turn enemies into friends in an hour and inspire thousands of soldiers to fight and die in his name.

Weapon: Bobby B's Massive Fucking Warhammer.

In the other corner, we have King Aragorn Elessar. A Numenorean Ranger raised by the High Elf Lord Elrond, Aragorn is considered the most BAMF swordsman in Middle Earth. He has survived the War of the Ring and lived for 200+ years, with the later years being spent ruling the Unified Kingdom of Arnor and Gondor. During his reign, he partook in multiple military campaigns, which successfully wiped away the Men of Harad from old Gondor strongholds, and conquered many Rhun territories.

He has inspired 6,000 soldiers to smash against an army ten times their number, even if Frodo might have failed to destroy the Ring, in an attempt to turn Sauron's attention to him and make it look like he possessed the Ring.

Weapon: Elven-forged Narsil.

FIGHT!

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Mordo · March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM

While based bobby B in his prime is arguably the best fighter in Westeros, or at the very least, a top tier fighter, I still don't think it'd be a fair match up.

Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.

I'm sure Robert would be a considerable challenge for Aragorn, but he'd probably just be another Uruk-Hai to him, albeit slightly armored.

maverick · March 01, 2015, 06:28:50 PM

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Bland Snow

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Ender · March 01, 2015, 06:32:03 PM

based bobby b

cuneif · March 01, 2015, 06:34:31 PM

based bobby b will win, i know it.

Azumarill · March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM

Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.

not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?

Mordo · March 01, 2015, 06:44:51 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?

Arthur Dayne w/ Dawn perhaps?

Until GRRM elaborates on how good Howland Reed is I think Dayne is probably ASOIAF's best shot against Aragorn.

Nick McIntyre · March 01, 2015, 06:47:00 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?

GRRM has stated that Ned is just average, since he was just a second son of a Lord. He probably was just looking to play Steward to Brandon or be married off to someone in the South.

Also jousting tournies=/=real battles, as Catelyn tactfully put when she went to Renly's camp.

maverick · March 01, 2015, 06:47:07 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?

Arthur Dayne is considered the best fighter in recent history of the story. I think he could take Aragorn.

Azumarill · March 01, 2015, 06:47:42 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:44:51 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM
Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?
Arthur Dayne w/ Dawn perhaps?

Until GRRM elaborates on how good Howland Reed is I think Dayne is probably ASOIAF's best shot against Aragorn.

yeah, arthur dayne is probably the strongest fighter.

Nick McIntyre · March 01, 2015, 06:48:23 PM

Quote from: Maverick on March 01, 2015, 06:47:07 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM
Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?
Arthur Dayne is considered the best fighter in recent history of the story. I think he could take Aragorn.

He better have Dawn, then. Because apparently without Dawn, Arthur Dayne was just a good swordsman.

Azumarill · March 01, 2015, 06:48:54 PM

Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on March 01, 2015, 06:47:00 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM
Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?

GRRM has stated that Ned is just average, since he was just a second son of a Lord. He probably was just looking to play Steward to Brandon or be married off to someone in the South.

Also jousting tournies=/=real battles, as Catelyn tactfully put when she went to Renly's camp.

oh yeah, of course the jousting tourney didnt mean much. thats why we just dont know a whole lot about his individual capabilities. we just have hearsay and the results of the rebellion to look at

maverick · March 01, 2015, 06:52:25 PM

Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on March 01, 2015, 06:48:23 PM

Quote from: Maverick on March 01, 2015, 06:47:07 PM
Quote from: Azumarill on March 01, 2015, 06:40:50 PM
Quote from: Madman Mordo on March 01, 2015, 06:27:16 PM
Really though, what are his notable fighting feats besides BTFOing Rhaegar at the Trident? He's a fantastic battle commander sure, but it's not really relevant considering this is a 1v1 fight.
not a whole lot, to my knowledge. all we really know is that he lost to barristan selmy in the jousting tournament at storm's end.

he was among the top fighters in the kingdoms at that time, but possibly not the best. i dont know how he compared to ned, who needed 6 homies to beat dayne, whent, and hightower at the tower of joy.

big bobby b is a good option for fighters from ASOIAF, but i think we can find one even better... perhaps oberyn?
Arthur Dayne is considered the best fighter in recent history of the story. I think he could take Aragorn.

He better have Dawn, then. Because apparently without Dawn, Arthur Dayne was just a good swordsman.

Everyone in the books says that he was the greatest fighter, but someone just said that with Dawn, he's even better.

The Lord Ruler · March 01, 2015, 07:06:13 PM

Aragorn would wreck his shit up too