QUICK FLOOD; GIRL PROBLEM

I need to get up early tomorrow and have to finish a history essay tonight. An attractive and, I think, drunk girl from college is texting me, wanting me to come out and meet her and her friends.

What do?

Will not doing the essay make you fail your class?

Will not doing the essay make you fail your class?

Nah, but the teacher has been on my ass for missing two already.

Kill her

Will not doing the essay make you fail your class?

Nah, but the teacher has been on my ass for missing two already.

So the only downsides to this are that your average will drop and you'll get chewed out? I say go for it.

Do the assignment <.<

If you've missed two already, then it would be pretty daft to continue to piss the teacher off with a third one and no justifiable excuse for doing so.

Kill her

inb4DeeJ

Oh come on now.

Chop your dick and balls off so you never have to feel these temptations again, how about that.

Oh come on now.

Chop your dick and balls off so you never have to feel these temptations again, how about that.

Oh God, you're here.

Well I mean, this really is a simple dilemma...

Well I mean, this really is a simple dilemma...

We're not all as enlightened as you, man. It's not such a simple dilemma for us lesser beings.

bring your history essay with you

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Do a barrel roll.

Reported for starting your essay the day you get it.
It's like you want to fail.

Reported for starting your essay the day you get it.
It's like you want to fail.

LMAO!