A yank is a resident of the freest country in the world. Clapistan, YooEssAy. Yanks are known to be excessively loud and boorish. The most significant two fattributes of a yank are being Morbidly Obese and having enough guns to arm the country of Lithuania three times over. Typically uneducated religious fanatics who take pride in their zealous adoration of the CONSTITUTION WHICH SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED and also seeing how many african americans they can shoot in the street in 'self defence'.Connoisseurs of all things deep fried, their average life expectancy is shrinking in direct correlation to their expanding waistlines. 50 Years ago most yanks could touch their toes, now most can't even see them.Health Warning: Yanks become violent and begin to spasm and shake if you question their need to eat enough saturated fat to insulate a walrus in one sitting. Luckily their fury quickly subsides as the energy expended in moving their bloated limbs is too great for those who can no longer metabolise complex carbohydrates.Sep7agon is infested with a high concentration of yanks, and despite the above information there are some(italics) tolerable yanks on this site. Not many, but a few.The title 'Alright, for a yank' is the highest honour a britbong can bestow upon a former colonial.The following WIP list documents the Yanks, and the 'Alright, for a yank' Yanks on this website.
Luckily their fury quickly subsides as the energy expended in moving their bloated limbs is too great for those who can no longer metabolise complex carbohydrates.
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