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Record for longest object inserted in your ass?

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  I'm at 17 inches ;D

 
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6 inches, from what I can remember.

 
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Remind me to make a better bio.
69 inches

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
The heck?

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Why is this so black?
12 inches. Your mothers arm.  8)

 
 
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0 inches. It's staying that way.

 
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Sep7agon has gone too far.

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Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 09:48:25 PM
0 inches. It's staying that way.
I just traced your IP and triangulated you global position.

You've got eight inches coming your way.

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Shitpost King
Like, 2 inches

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
This thread makes me think.  Why are guys so against things in their butts?

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Casper on December 28, 2014, 09:52:03 PM
This thread makes me think.  Why are guys so against things in their butts?
because they're too scared of being seen as gay

 
 
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fuck you



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You guys... Are joking... Right?

 
 
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Quote from: Casper on December 28, 2014, 09:52:03 PM
This thread makes me think.  Why are guys so against things in their butts?
Because I shit from there, and it hurts like fuck.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
For the second time, theres been nothing in there ._.

 
 
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Quote from: Solonoid on December 28, 2014, 09:50:54 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 09:48:25 PM
0 inches. It's staying that way.
I just traced your IP and triangulated you global position.

You've got eight inches coming your way.
Can you give me a time as to when that's supposed to happen?

'Cause I wanna know when to gloat when it doesn't.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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hi
This is one thread I'm not replying on.







Dammit.

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 09:56:59 PM
it hurts like fuck.
you would know huh

 
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Quote from: Nuka (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 28, 2014, 10:01:01 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 09:56:59 PM
it hurts like fuck.
you would know huh
By watching porn, yes.

YEAH TWO LIKES FOR THE MOST GENERIC POSSIBLE COMEBACK EVERRR
WOOOOOOOO SPRING BREEEEAK
Last Edit: December 28, 2014, 10:02:45 PM by Verbatim

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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
420

 
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Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 10:01:53 PM
Quote from: Nuka (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 28, 2014, 10:01:01 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 09:56:59 PM
it hurts like fuck.
you would know huh
By watching porn, yes.

YEAH TWO LIKES FOR THE MOST GENERIC POSSIBLE COMEBACK EVERRR
WOOOOOOOO SPRING BREEEEAK
I'm going with Verby on this one. Nice try guy.

 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 10:01:53 PM
YEAH TWO LIKES FOR THE MOST GENERIC POSSIBLE COMEBACK EVERRR
WOOOOOOOO SPRING BREEEEAK

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on December 28, 2014, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 10:01:53 PM
Quote from: Nuka (っ◕‿◕)っ on December 28, 2014, 10:01:01 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on December 28, 2014, 09:56:59 PM
it hurts like fuck.
you would know huh
By watching porn, yes.

YEAH TWO LIKES FOR THE MOST GENERIC POSSIBLE COMEBACK EVERRR
WOOOOOOOO SPRING BREEEEAK
I'm going with Verby on this one. Nice try guy.
psh.

 
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To answer the OP, thirty-seven meters.

 
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My fingers, so a few inches.

 
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Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on December 28, 2014, 10:05:16 PM
To answer the OP, thirty-seven meters.

Was that Shrek's flaccid cock by any chance?

 
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Quote from: Numb Digger on December 28, 2014, 10:12:59 PM
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on December 28, 2014, 10:05:16 PM
To answer the OP, thirty-seven meters.

Was that Shrek's flaccid cock by any chance?

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 28, 2014, 09:56:02 PM



......

You guys... Are joking... Right?
Depends if you want an honest answer.

 
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