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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
Jack the space man, he travels in space, and uses space guns and magic.


ABIGCOWPIE | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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Get a pet T-Rex.
Bill travels back in time and becomes friends with a T-Rex. Eventually Bill decides it's time to go home. He asks the T-Rex to come with him, and the dinosaur replies with "I will be your pet if I can suck you"
Is Bill willing to get a blowjob from a T-Rex?


Yu | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Bill travels back in time and becomes friends with a T-Rex. Eventually Bill decides it's time to go home. He asks the T-Rex to come with him, and the dinosaur replies with "I will be your pet if I can suck you"
Is Bill willing to get a blowjob from a T-Rex?
Damn straight he is.


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Wtf man this is a story being told to children
The blade breaks on the massive dragons scales. As the shards of the blade fall away from Sosaal's face Sir Titsalot notices that the wizard had managed to remove on of the dragons chest plates and loosened the ones around it. A perfect weak spot, if Sir Titsalot's sword wasn't lying one the floor in ten pieces. The dragon laughs as the sexy knight pisses his pants. "you're weak." It says as it pushes Sir Titsalot into a wall and begins peeling off each armor piece one by one.
How should our brave knight react?

He pulls right and his shoulder blade falls off him, as it reaches his feet he kicks it, and it sinks into the dragon's weak spot, splattering crimson blood all across the room


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Damn straight he is.
The dinosaur doesn't realize it has huge teeth and bites off bills dick.
how does he react?


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He pulls right and his shoulder blade falls off him, as it reaches his feet he kicks it, and it sinks into the dragon's weak spot, splattering crimson blood all across the room
As he tries to pull right the dragon pins him to the wall and rips off his clothes. It then pulls out it's dick. how does Sir Titsalot react?


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As he tries to pull right the dragon pins him to the wall and rips off his clothes. It then pulls out it's dick. how does Sir Titsalot react?

He offers his anus for his life


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The dinosaur doesn't realize it has huge teeth and bites off bills dick.
how does he react?
He uses his wizardry to grow a new one. Then continues his adventures with his new pet.


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He uses his wizardry to grow a new one. Then continues his adventures with his new pet.
Unfortunately he botches the spell and it turns into a vagina. bill is now a girl.


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Unfortunately he botches the spell and it turns into a vagina. bill is now a girl.
Bailey the wizard decides that she would rather have a mystical fox as a friend, lest something bad happens again.


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He offers his anus for his life
"You don't know much about dragons do you?" says the dragon as it plunges it's giant penis into Sir Titsalot's anus. It goes on for an hour before it dumps it's load, causing Sir Titsalot to explode.
Before the dragon attacked Sir Titsalot managed to impregenate 30 whores so his family didn't end.


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"You don't know much about dragons do you?" says the dragon as it plunges it's giant penis into Sir Titsalot's anus. It goes on for an hour before it dumps it's load, causing Sir Titsalot to explode.
Before the dragon attacked Sir Titsalot managed to impregenate 30 whores so his family didn't end.

Goin' out with a bang


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Goin' out with a bang
True.
"Okay children. That's your family." Said the dying grandpa to the disturbed children. "Go on home now little ones"
The children never forgot the moral of that story. If you get challenged by a dragon, don't ignore the dragon and go to the local brothel.


 
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Sir Titsalot
He's Burmese
And he has a plasma sword
He can levitate
Burma is now Myanmar, so technically he'd be Myanmarese.