Ranking MCU capeshit

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We always do this for Star Wars, but never for Disney's other soulless cashcow. Let's begin:

18. Doctor Strange (2016)
This one is easily my least favorite. Because as the 14th entry in the series, it takes all the criticisms about the franchise and doesn't even try to subvert them. Boring, minimalist plot ✓. Forgettable, wasted villain ✓. McGuffin plot device ✓. Female lead that adds nothing to the story ✓. And the humor was the most shoe-horned and unfunny in the entire franchise.

17. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Generally agreed to be a franchise low. This is the first movie I walked out of thinking they didn't even try.

16. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
I think I lost interest and quit paying attention at some point during the third act.

15. Thor (2011)
Out of all the movies in the series, this is the one that comes closest to not working for me. Nothing in this movie feels earned, including Thor's character growth and falling in love with Natalie Portman. Also the movie takes itself way too seriously with this grandiose sense and everybody overacting.

14. Iron Man 3 (2013)
This movie would probably be terrible without RDJ. I appreciate that Black didn't just want Tony to fight another guy in a robot suit, but the fire people plot and Guy Pearce's character were pretty dumb. I also like how the ending is completely ignored in other movies.

13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
A lot of people point to this one when talking about the worst MCU movies, but I think it's fine... I get all the criticisms it gets but I think they make it work better than people give the movie credit for.

12. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
I think more people need to give this one a rewatch. If not for Black Panther, I would say it is easily the most overrated movie in the franchise. The entire Asgard storyline fell flat for me and the Sakaar one wasn't much better. Still was pretty funny and well acted with some interesting new characters.

11. Ant Man (2015)
I had a good time with this one. The humor works because they were smart enough to make the stakes low. Paul Rudd was a good choice for this type of character they were going for.

10. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Also pretty overrated. I liked it and was surprised by it, but sometimes I feel like people are watching a different movie than me when talking about this.

9. Black Panther (2018)
Decent origin story and I respect that it doesn't go the route of "ebin comedy movie because we don't have faith in the story". Fuck everyone that says it's the best though.

8. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Same as above. I liked the respect for the character and it works well tonally compared to other phase one movies.

7. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
I guess I liked this more than most people. Ultron was weak and I don't like the way Joss basically writes every character the same way except for Steve. Still thought all the moments with the team together were gold.

6. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Same as Ant Man. I thought this was the funniest in the franchise and they nailed the character imo. Vulture was also a good villain. Probably better than Loki.

5. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
I've been told I have this one too low on my list, but at the end of the day it just feels like another phase two filler movie. Still is pretty much the best filler movie it can be.

4. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
I loved this movie when I first saw it but the story is kind of weak and the villain's plan is convoluted and nonsensical. I still feel like the Russo's direction and tone really elevate it and the way they juggle all the characters so well was a surprise. It still feels like they were holding back, and after watching IW, the movie lacks much consequence.

3. Iron Man (2008)
Probably the best in terms of structure and tone. This was a time before they had to worry about franchise building and whatnot so we just got a really solid origin story and nothing else.

2. The Avengers (2012)
I mainly rank this so high because everyone said it would be impossible, and they made it look easy. Joss's dialogue kind of bothers me and it was the first movie to start messing with the tone but these are mostly nitpicks.

1. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
I knew this was my favorite right after I saw it and still think it is. They said they were going to deliver on 10 years of build up and they really did. It honestly feels like they setup all these characters and movies just to reach this point where they could have a clusterfuck of characters fight Thanos like in the comics.

Didn't include Hulk because I don't think I've seen it since 2008.


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Good
-Infinity War
-Winter Soldier
-Civil War
-Thor: Ragnarok
-Iron Man 1
-Spider Man: Homecoming
-Avengers
-Jessica Jones 1

Ok
-Black Panther
-GotG 1/2
-Ant Man
-Iron Man 3
-Cap 1
-Dr. Strange
-Punisher
-Jessica Jones 2

Bad
-Thor 1/2
-Iron Man 2
-Ultron
-Iron Fist
-Luke Cage
-Daredevil 1/2
-Defenders


Or something like that.


 
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Spider Man 2 > Infinity War > Guardians of the Galaxy > the rest


 
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7-8/10

Avengers: Infinity War
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
The Avengers
Guardians of the Galaxy
Iron Man

5-6/10

Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Thor: Ragnarok
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Iron Man 3
Dr. Strange
Captain America: Civil War
The Incredible Hulk

4/10 or below

Iron Man 2
Thor
Ant-Man
Captain America: The First Avenger
Black Panther
Thor: The Dark World


 
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Spider Man 2 > Infinity War > Guardians of the Galaxy > the rest
Why is Spider Man 2 such Capeshit kino?


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7-8/10

Avengers: Infinity War
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
The Avengers
Guardians of the Galaxy
Iron Man

5-6/10

Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Thor: Ragnarok
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Iron Man 3
Dr. Strange
Captain America: Civil War
The Incredible Hulk

4/10 or below

Iron Man 2
Thor
Ant-Man
Captain America: The First Avenger
Black Panther
Thor: The Dark World
Why didnt you like Ant Man and Black Panther?



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Good tier:
Winter Soldier
Ragnarok
Iron Man

Watchable tier:
Guardians Vol 2
Dr Strange
Civil War
Spider-Man Homecoming

Meh tier:
The First Avenger
Avengers Assemble
Infinity War
Guardians Vol 1
The Incredible Hulk

Shit tier:
Iron Man 2
Thor TDW
Age of Ultron

Subatomic shit tier:
Thor
Iron Man 3

Haven't gotten round to Black Panther and I have absolutely no intentions of watching Ant Man.


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Does anyone else think Incredible Hulk sticks out like a sore thumb? Tonally it just doesn't come across as an MCU movie at all. I understand this was the initial building block of the universe building but if it wasn't for the shoe horned RDJ cameo you could almost forget this was part of the franchise.


 
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Does anyone else think Incredible Hulk sticks out like a sore thumb? Tonally it just doesn't come across as an MCU movie at all. I understand this was the initial building block of the universe building but if it wasn't for the shoe horned RDJ cameo you could almost forget this was part of the franchise.
I totally forgot that The Incredible Hulk had a movie to begin with


 
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Spider Man 2 > Infinity War > Guardians of the Galaxy > the rest
Why is Spider Man 2 such Capeshit kino?
Cause in an era of shit movies that the early 2000s spawned, it saved the superhero genre. It was the baby-steps as to what would come in the future.


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I can't believe people other gotg2 over gotg.

The second movie is complete ass.


 
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I can't believe people other gotg2 over gotg.

The second movie is complete ass.
it sticks out in my mind more because it simply had more fun moments, and kurt russell played an awesome villain

i just don't like baby groot (and groot in general)
Last Edit: May 10, 2018, 07:19:06 PM by Shhhhhh


 
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Why didnt you like Ant Man and Black Panther?
i'm biased against ant-man honestly because i just think he's really fucking lame

and black panther suffered from absurd amounts of overhype in the US, which utterly ruined the whole thing for me because of how middling it was in spite of the insane praise it was getting

i won't say you're wrong for liking either, they just didn't do much for me
Last Edit: May 10, 2018, 07:28:10 PM by Shhhhhh


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I can't believe people other gotg2 over gotg.

The second movie is complete ass.
it sticks out in my mind more because it simply had more fun moments, and kurt russell played an awesome villain

i just don't like baby groot (and groot in general)

Kurt Russell's character was honestly the worst bit for me and I love Kurt. Whole movie let me down tbh.


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Why didnt you like Ant Man and Black Panther?
i'm biased against ant-man honestly because i just think he's really fucking lame

and black panther suffered from absurd amounts of overhype in the US, which utterly ruined the whole thing for me because of how middling it was in spite of the insane praise it was getting

i won't say you're wrong for liking either, they just didn't do much for me
BB was overhyped to hell I agree, but I thought it was a pretty good movie even though the last fight was a bit.....dull.

And Ant Man was fun, I think being lame is his shtick. But again, nothing wrong with a different opinion


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I can't believe people other gotg2 over gotg.

The second movie is complete ass.
it sticks out in my mind more because it simply had more fun moments, and kurt russell played an awesome villain

i just don't like baby groot (and groot in general)

Kurt Russell's character was honestly the worst bit for me and I love Kurt. Whole movie let me down tbh.
Did "Im Mary Poppins Y'all!" let you down? Where's your soul my dude


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ragnarok is WAY too low on OP list. below ultron? yikes


 
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He gave his life for us he fell upon the cross
To die for all of those who never mourn his loss
It wasn't meant for us to feel the pain again
Tell me why, tell me why...
Iron Man > Infinity War > Captain America: Winter Soldier >> Black Panther >> Captain America: First Avenger >>>>> Dr. Strange >>>> Avengers >>>> Captain America: Civil War >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Iron Man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thor >>>>>> GotG >>>>>>>>>>>> Avengers: Age of Ultron >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ant-Man >>>>> GotG 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man: Homecoming >>>>>>>>>>>> Thor: The Dark World >>>>>>>> The Incredible Hulk >>>>>>>>>> Iron Man 3
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I can't believe people other gotg2 over gotg.

The second movie is complete ass.
it sticks out in my mind more because it simply had more fun moments, and kurt russell played an awesome villain

i just don't like baby groot (and groot in general)

Kurt Russell's character was honestly the worst bit for me and I love Kurt. Whole movie let me down tbh.
Did "Im Mary Poppins Y'all!" let you down? Where's your soul my dude

The problem is that I was inundated with the memes before I saw the movie. Killed it for me.


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What is everyone's main issues with Thor: The Dark World?

I thought it was decent


 
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What is everyone's main issues with Thor: The Dark World?

I thought it was decent
Lame and forgettable villain, lame and forgettable plot, lame and forgettable characters and lame and forgettable dialogue. Like Maverick said, it comes across as a hapless cash in on the Avengers hype train without having to actually create a new an interesting phase two movie. Cheapen the effects and it could almost be considered an early 2000s Daredevil/Catwoman tier capeshit.

Okay maybe not that bad but it's a pretty fucking innocuous movie compared to the others.
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Avengers Infinity War
Thor Ragnarok
Iron Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Captain America Civil War
Ant Man
Dr Strange
Avengers
Avengers Age of Ultron
Thor
Thor The Dark World
Captain America The First Avenger
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man 3


 
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