Psychoanalysis Time!

SecondClass · April 09, 2015, 09:12:40 PM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 09, 2015, 12:44:21 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on April 09, 2015, 12:43:24 AM
Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 09, 2015, 12:41:34 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on April 07, 2015, 10:57:37 AM
Go for it.

Pedophile
Three days waiting on the edge of my seat and this is all I get?

Also, you're a narcissist.

The Lord Slide Rule · April 09, 2015, 09:14:35 PM

Analyze me you quack.

TB · April 09, 2015, 09:27:26 PM

Go for it Doc.

Verbatim · April 09, 2015, 09:28:36 PM

remember that one alt who posed as a black professor or something, and said he was gonna evaluate everyone who posted

and then he didn't do it

same shit, different day

Azumarill · April 09, 2015, 10:20:34 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on April 09, 2015, 12:26:17 AM

hit me with your best shot, you austrian crackpot

Not Comms Officer · April 09, 2015, 10:36:38 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 09, 2015, 09:28:36 PM

remember that one alt who posed as a black professor or something, and said he was gonna evaluate everyone who posted

and then he didn't do it

same shit, different day

You're just mad because you got in way too late.

Korra · April 09, 2015, 10:42:59 PM

Dr. Freud · April 10, 2015, 07:28:48 PM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 07, 2015, 11:10:58 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on April 07, 2015, 11:02:23 AM
Quote from: Atticus on April 07, 2015, 12:47:31 AM
Before I entered this thread I thought Psy changed his name...

<____________<

I'm not a fan of the psychodynamic theories.
Mr P could do a better job at this than this coon (OP) fucking around.

(and Skype)

Fuck you bitch, you can't psychoanalyze shit! Step of my turf before you get fucking rekt, punk.

Dr. Freud · April 10, 2015, 07:31:35 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 07, 2015, 11:18:02 AM

This should be interesting.

Spoiler

How does this orange make you feel?

Dr. Freud · April 10, 2015, 07:32:04 PM

Quote from: Rinev Jeqkogo on April 07, 2015, 11:31:59 AM

Hit me.

Closet scalie.

Dr. Freud · April 10, 2015, 07:35:11 PM

Quote from: Isara on April 07, 2015, 11:57:53 AM

I am curious at what you will find about me...

Imagine you are riding a horse.

In your mind, what is the first reason that comes to mind for riding said horse?

Dr. Freud · April 10, 2015, 07:36:30 PM

Quote from: ねこ on April 07, 2015, 02:25:00 PM

Meowtherfucker

You have yet to accept that you are not a cat.

Rinev · April 10, 2015, 07:49:45 PM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 10, 2015, 07:32:04 PM

Quote from: Rinev Jeqkogo on April 07, 2015, 11:31:59 AM
Hit me.

Closet scalie.

Just because I don't flaunt something around doesn't mean that I'm in the closet with it. I'm interested in anthropomorphic lizards and things like it, I'm just not invested into it like most are.

I should mention that by interested I don't mean sexually.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 10, 2015, 08:26:58 PM

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Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:25:20 AM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on April 07, 2015, 09:24:36 PM

K.

You think I'm crazy, but I'm really just a figment of your failing mind, because you're actually seventy years old and you have Alzheimer's.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:26:57 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 07, 2015, 09:32:04 PM

Oh look. It appears as if Mr. Freud has disappeared unsurprisingly.

Bad mouthin' slut.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:28:17 AM

Quote from: Z♡n on April 08, 2015, 01:05:20 AM

Give it to me doc.

You seem normal enough.

Azumarill · April 11, 2015, 02:29:34 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 11, 2015, 02:28:17 AM

Quote from: Z♡n on April 08, 2015, 01:05:20 AM
Give it to me doc.

You seem normal enough.

how much blow did you rail before this one

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:31:04 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on April 08, 2015, 01:07:59 AM

Fuck it. I'll toss my hat in.

You're an AI in the body of a robot struggling to accept that you aren't human. But that's okay, because not all humans are capable of sentience, and you should find solace in the fact that your robotic body protects you from most biological ails. Just keep up your maintenance and make sure you don't let your parts rust.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:31:28 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on April 11, 2015, 02:29:34 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 11, 2015, 02:28:17 AM
Quote from: Z♡n on April 08, 2015, 01:05:20 AM
Give it to me doc.

You seem normal enough.
how much blow did you rail before this one

Not enough.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:34:58 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 08, 2015, 02:14:27 AM

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Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 07, 2015, 01:41:01 AM
Freud, how do you do Professor?

Smoke weed erry day while being white and in a suit.

One Word
Spoiler
underwhelming

Fuck you punk ass bitch! Do you have a degree in psychology? No!
And guess what, I don't either, BECAUSE I MOTHERFUCKING INVENTED THE FIELD!
DON'T GIVE ME NO SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SUBTLETIES AND NUANCES OF ACADEMIA, YOU GODDAMNED SCALIE MOTHERFUCKER!

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:36:19 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 02:51:44 AM

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Quote from: Elegiac on April 07, 2015, 04:35:30 AM
Hi

Poor taste in hoodies.

I'm not sure what that means but I'm just going to say you're secretly a transvestite.
And you sir, are a quack.

Duck beats fox.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:39:09 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on April 09, 2015, 12:26:17 AM

hit me with your best shot, you austrian crackpot

Violence is an poor method with dealing with frustration or anger because it enforces violent behaviour in the rest of your life. I would suggest talking to those who cause you your frustrations and try to reach a diplomatic resolution.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:41:10 AM

Quote from: Doom DH on April 09, 2015, 12:42:50 AM

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Quote from: Doom DH on April 07, 2015, 05:59:32 AM
I wish to be psychanalyzed

You're into greek
Spoiler
food
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being shoved up your anus because you failed to properly develop during the anal stage of psychosexual development.
The fuck
Are you even trying

Not really, no.

I have dictionary that I throw darts at to determine how I respond to people.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:45:02 AM

Quote from: Naru on April 09, 2015, 01:11:19 AM

um oh

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 09, 2015, 01:16:18 AM

um no

Disassociative Identity Disorder.

I'm not sure how to deal with this malady as it was first discovered after my time, but I guess the two of you can work out some sort of bang-buddy deal until one personality absorbs the other.

Have fun in your new life together.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:46:03 AM

Quote from: WOOKIE ON CRACK on April 09, 2015, 01:17:55 AM

Ok

You should switch from smoking crack to snorting cocaine.

Dr. Freud · April 11, 2015, 02:47:48 AM

Quote from: Azure on April 09, 2015, 01:34:05 AM

Tell me, am I insane?

You're avatars frighten me for some reason, so I'm going to say yes.

Azure · April 11, 2015, 02:51:09 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 11, 2015, 02:47:48 AM

Quote from: Azure on April 09, 2015, 01:34:05 AM
Tell me, am I insane?

You're avatars frighten me for some reason, so I'm going to say yes.

It's frightening you so.

This is pleasing.