Post here and I'll diss you in rhyme

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 07:43:11 AM

Eat, sleep, sex, and rap I'm a natural rhyma
must be cause my blood descends from Aunt Jemima
Up the ladder of wealth I'm a social climba
It's a damn sausage fest in here ya'll need more vagina

Yu · November 21, 2014, 07:43:28 AM

Sure.

Nexus · November 21, 2014, 07:44:32 AM

Fine. I guess I am a bit of a masochist.

Mat Cauthon · November 21, 2014, 07:44:43 AM

Shoot.

N/A · November 21, 2014, 07:49:13 AM

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clum clum · November 21, 2014, 07:50:19 AM

Go on. See if you can trigger me.

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 07:54:36 AM

Quote from: Yutaka on November 21, 2014, 07:43:28 AM

Sure.

With my poet wit Imma stomp you you little shit
With 4 ply toilet rolls on my arms, you gone get
Wiped off the face of this planet
By insults so far fetched ya'll will ban it
Cause you all can't handle it
Like an amputee reachin for a pair of scissors
You're powerless to get me to cut the crap
So call the priests, police, an exorcisers
It's the only way you'd stand a chance
Before i push over after pullin down your pants

The Lord Slide Rule · November 21, 2014, 07:59:32 AM

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 08:06:23 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 07:44:32 AM

Fine. I guess I am a bit of a masochist.

Raising the bar, i'm a young Arnold Schwarzenegger
n my rhymes got you scrunchy faced like you's Renée Zellweger
If told you once I told you a hundred times, my problem's I tried to tell a nigger
So let's figure, if I want to get my point across then Imma have start thinkin bigger
i'll tie a rope around your dick and dangle you from my jumbo jet
And fly so high Dumbo can't feel no sorrow for you you dumb hoe, I bet
Your family wouldn't even miss you because your existence is inconsequential
Sitting on your ass while I've realized my full potential, at 5 star hotels rentin the presidentials

Nexus · November 21, 2014, 08:14:34 AM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 21, 2014, 08:06:23 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 07:44:32 AM
Fine. I guess I am a bit of a masochist.

Raising the bar, i'm a young Arnold Schwarzenegger
n my rhymes got you scrunchy faced like you's Renée Zellweger
If told you once I told you a hundred times, my problem's I tried to tell a nigger
So let's figure, if I want to get my point across then Imma have start thinkin bigger
i'll tie a rope around your dick and dangle you from my jumbo jet
And fly so high Dumbo can't feel no sorrow for you you dumb hoe, I bet
Your family wouldn't even miss you because your existence is inconsequential
Sitting on your ass while I've realized my full potential, at 5 star hotels rentin the presidentials

Didn't even us my name.

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 08:21:14 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 21, 2014, 07:44:43 AM

Shoot.

I bet you wish you could, but you only fire blanks
That was a good burn so I better get a thanks
Unless it flew over your head, but that'd be because you're a sitting duck
I've been prone to fly off the handle but I'm not one to give a flying fuck
After this is over, you'll be no more than a crying schmuck
Guess what watched that cartoon from your avatar and I thought it sucked!

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 08:23:13 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 08:14:34 AM

Didn't even us my name.

Where did I say I would?

Mat Cauthon · November 21, 2014, 08:23:54 AM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 21, 2014, 08:21:14 AM

Quote from: Byrne on November 21, 2014, 07:44:43 AM
Shoot.

I bet you wish you could, but you only fire blanks
That was a good burn so I better get a thanks
Unless it flew over your head, but that'd be because you're a sitting duck
I've been prone to fly off the handle but I'm not one to give a flying fuck
After this is over, you'll be no more than a crying schmuck
Guess what watched that cartoon from your avatar and I thought it sucked!

Nexus · November 21, 2014, 08:24:15 AM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 21, 2014, 08:23:13 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 08:14:34 AM
Didn't even us my name.
Where did I say I would?

Well, you could just recycle it. It doesn't feel like a personal rap. You're a fraud.

Flee · November 21, 2014, 08:27:37 AM

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Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 08:31:09 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 08:24:15 AM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 21, 2014, 08:23:13 AM
Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 08:14:34 AM
Didn't even us my name.
Where did I say I would?
Well, you could just recycle it. It doesn't feel like a personal rap. You're a fraud.

>__<
Here's this guy Nexus, who breaks more backs in mountains than gay cowboys from texas
Pest in jest more annoying than the rest
My patience he's beggining to test
His avatar is a pic of his face after he walked in on me tag teaming his mom with Kanye West

Nexus · November 21, 2014, 08:37:56 AM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 21, 2014, 08:31:09 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 08:24:15 AM
Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 21, 2014, 08:23:13 AM
Quote from: Nexus on November 21, 2014, 08:14:34 AM
Didn't even us my name.
Where did I say I would?
Well, you could just recycle it. It doesn't feel like a personal rap. You're a fraud.
>__<
Here's this guy Nexus, who breaks more backs in mountains than gay cowboys from texas
Pest in jest more annoying than the rest
My patience he's beggining to test
His avatar is a pic of his face after he walked in on me tag teaming his mom with Kanye West

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Downvoted.

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 08:43:49 AM

Quote from: Zenmaster on November 21, 2014, 07:49:13 AM

Go for it.

You thought you were the Zenmaster, a practitioner of meditation and intuition
Till you came home early from work one night to find I had your girl in the missionary position
She told me about your incompetence regarding your impotence
So as a gent I gave her dick in a box after hopin over the neighbors fence
She bought me pizza on your visa
And we had a 3 way with her friend Teresa

N/A · November 21, 2014, 08:51:50 AM

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R o c k e t · November 21, 2014, 08:58:34 AM

I won't keep my hopes up.

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 09:18:51 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 21, 2014, 07:50:19 AM

Go on. See if you can trigger me.

The world would be a better place if as a fetus
You fell through ur mom's loose vag and met Jesus
Or got hit by a Prius, to free us
From being in your company
Sick of you humping me
You asked me to trigger you not finger your ass
So don't expect me to linger I think I'll pass

Naru · November 21, 2014, 09:28:21 AM

Faggot

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 09:36:53 AM

Quote from: SexyPiranha on November 21, 2014, 07:59:32 AM

Go

Fucker, come up to me in the street and I'll lay your ass out like a picnic blanket
Start to wank it waitin for you to come to so I can make my money shot and bank it

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 10:11:43 AM

Quote from: Flee on November 21, 2014, 08:27:37 AM

Please do.

Drop the last "e" and add an "a" and that's how minuscule you'd be to me
I'll make you in to papier-mâché, first by slidin you between two lesbians scissoring
you had it coming down punk, justified response that which of you was deservin
I can make people disappear, so you won't want me coming after you
When you go missing they won't find you like the Malaysia crew

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · November 21, 2014, 10:22:06 AM

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big dog · November 21, 2014, 10:28:41 AM

November 21, 2014, 12:36:42 PM

Rhyme with Sangheili

Nexus · November 21, 2014, 12:50:47 PM

Quote from: Vien on November 21, 2014, 12:36:42 PM

Rhyme with Sangheili

in my belly.

Word Wizard · November 21, 2014, 07:50:12 PM

Quote from: Naru on November 21, 2014, 09:28:21 AM

Faggot

Funny you call me a faggot, when just last week you asked for this dick
Here, Look at it, Give it a sniff, hear it click, put it in your butt, then give it a lick
That'll do the fucking trick, it doesn't even matter which order you pick
Come get under these sheets but first give that light switch a flick
It's about to get groovy up in here, I hope I don't make you sick

Mattie G Indahouse · November 21, 2014, 07:51:34 PM

Go for it.