So I've been on a girl alt on bnet for a while now

Here's what I've noticed:

People are fucking pathetic
First day alone I got seven PMs from guys who are absolutely terrible at pretending that they PMd me because I was an "interesting person"

Everyone would greet me when I came into a chat whereas no one would greet a guy

People would PM me for such small things just to have a chance at talking to me

They would act all cute and use a bunch of emojis and shit

Some long time friends and respectable people I've known there became total bitches in the presence of a girl

People opened up to me way more
Three people already spilled their life secrets to me

They would try to be funny and manly but then try and be all vulnerable so I would help them

Guys who would regularly write in normal sentences started writing like "Yeahhh todai I waz trolling a kid online. It was teh funniest thang evah. ^_^"

Like what the fuck bro
Did your balls drop off or something?

People are pathetic

Bro, everyone on b.fuckmeraw is twelve. What would you expect?

Yes, yes they are.

Wait... You're not a girl who?!


Now you understand the power of the tits. Use this power well!

you should look closely at how people respond to smiggles

It's perfect for when you want to throw up but don't feel like doing it yourself.

lol people on there can't tell if I'm a boy or girl in the picture thread.

Guy chickened out and didn't do it, but I was close. Decided to not try anymore with him on the off chance he was underage. I did have nudes of the pics of a chick I pulled from /b/ to deceive him I was going to use.

Andromeda?