Pick 3 historical figures before entering this thread

You now have too play monopoly with them. Now imagine this, what if they rage if they lose. How fucked are you?

Sylvester Stallone, Caesar, and Jesus.

I have a feeling there will be cheating involved...

Milton Friedman - fine.

Shakespeare - fine.

Friedrich Nietzsche - I'm fucked.

how the fuck would i play monopoly with JFK. He fucking got rekt

George W. Bush, Hitler and Martin Luther King Jr.

Dumb thread.

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Henry David Thoreau - Fine

Karl Marx - I don't think he's going to understand the concept of Monopoly. He'll probably want us all to share our property equally but fine nonetheless.

George Washington - aw shit son. He's gonna start a revolution on me.

fucking lel

Sir John A. Macdonald - I'm good.

Wayne Gretzky - Still fine.

Adolf Hitler - Oh shit.....

DIETRICH BONHOEFFER
JESUS
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
I HAVE A FEELING NONE OF US WOULD WANT TO PLAY MONOPOLY

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I would be more afraid of Gretzky. He'll put an ol' hockey thrashing on ya m8.

Nah, Wayne didn't fight that much.
He had Marty Mcsorley for that

Spoiler

Gandhi, Hitler and Jesus.

Well... I can tell who is going to win, who is going to die and who is going to blow their brains out at the end of the game ._.

Gilles de Rais - Fuck me
Hannibal of Carthage - Fuck me
Heinz Guderian - He'll probably try and fight with the banker every turn, so I should be safe as long as that's not me. But, if I'm hosting them and house always plays banker, fuck me.

Cleopatra, Abraham Lincoln, and Otto Von Bismarck.

You know what, I'm not really sure. Otto seemed like a relatively laid back dude, but Lincoln and Cleo may be some trouble.

Cleopatra, Abraham Lincoln, and Otto Von Bismarck.

You know what, I'm not really sure. Otto seemed like a relatively laid back dude, but Lincoln and Cleo may be some trouble.

Bismark gonna slap you up, son.

Gilles de Rais - Fuck me

That should be a pretty cool game.

That should be a pretty cool game.

Aw shit, lets hope there's no giant tentacle monsters being summoned.

Aw shit, lets hope there's no giant tentacle monsters being summoned.

I'm almost certain that there will be mutant starfish monsters everywhere by the time you pass go.

Hitler, Vlad the Impaler and Elizabeth Bathory.

Vlad was a cunt when he was angry.

Bismark gonna slap you up, son.

Personally, I'm more worried about Cleo's snakes.

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George Washington...

Abraham Lincoln...

'Teddy' Roosevelt...

Someone decide for me...

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I shit you not:

Rockefeller
Carnegie
J.P. Morgen

Doing US history stuff. I'm so boned.

Teddy is gonna give you a proper fucking.

Meaning...

Washington will come at me and there's nothing I'll be able to do to stop him. Lincoln will shoot me in my skull. Then, Roosevelt will bring me back to kick my ass across the electromagnetic spectrum.

I'm royally fucked.

Hitler, Benito Mussolini and Alex the Great. Ehhhh, I'll probably die.

Ben Franklin, Himmler and Joan of Arc

Oh man...