Perfect Grammar Thread

Only post in this thread if you have perfect grammar.

All posts containing imperfect grammar will be contemptuously and meticulously scrutinized.

Hello.

I refuse.

please give me attention i want attention right now

thank you

I think I do, but I don't know what a preposition is.

please[1] give me attention[2] i[3] want attention right now[4]

thank[5] you[6]

[1] "Please" should be capitalized.
[2] There should be a period after "attention". An exclamation mark may work here as well.
[3] "I" is always capitalized.
[4] There should be a period after "now", or an exclamation mark, if you prefer.
[5] Capitalize "thank".
[6] Punctuate after "you".

(☠) <- What's this?

(☠) <- What's this?

a meme used to symbolize funposting

(☠) <- What's this?

a meme used to symbolize funposting

Okay.

Spoiler

+1 funpost

I think I do, but I don't know what a preposition is.

A preposition is a word that typically describes the relative location of a noun. Words like "in" and "out", "off" and "on", and "under" and "above" are prepositions. "Through" happens to be my favorite.

No problem, boss.

gibe de pusi b0ss

(☠) <-[1] What's this?

[1] Do not use inequality symbols as arrows, especially if you're going to combine it with a hyphen.

It's a skull and crossbones. I use it to signal that a thread isn't meant to be taken too seriously.

a[1] meme used to symbolize funposting[2][F]

[F] Fragment; consider revising.
[1] "A" should be capitalized.
[2] Put a hyphen in between "fun" and "posting". "Funposting" is not a word.

gibe[1][2] de[3] pusi[4][5] b0ss[6][7]

[1] "Gibe" should be spelled "give me".
[2] "Gibe" should also be capitalized.
[3] "De" should be spelled "the".
[4] "Pusi" should be spelled "pussy".
[5] There should be a comma after "pusi".
[6] "B0ss" should be spelled "boss". Never replace letters with numbers.
[7] Full-stop the sentence.

This post contained fewer grammatical errors than it did spelling errors.

I can haz cheezburger

I can haz[1] [2] cheezburger[3][4]

[1] "Haz" should be spelled "have".
[2] The word "a" should be here, in between "haz" and "cheezburger".
[3] "Cheezburger" should be spelled "cheeseburger".
[4] Always punctuate your sentences.

Only trolls who live under bridges enjoy to scare little boys and girls whom frolic in the nearby meadow.

No.

No problem, boss.

Lol...I'm surprised Verb liked this, considering it's a sentence fragment.

This must be fun.

Only trolls who live under bridges enjoy to scare[1] little boys and girls whom[2] frolic in the nearby meadow[3].

[1] Instead of "enjoy to scare", it should read, "enjoy scaring".
[2] Incorrect use of "whom".

ahahaha i am defying the purpose of your thread by using improper capitalization and punctuation conventions

bla bla bla

Only trolls who live under bridges enjoy to scare[1] little boys and girls whom[2] frolic in the nearby meadow[3].

[1] Instead of "enjoy to scare", it should read, "enjoy scaring".
[2] Incorrect use of "whom".

Bravo, sir!

No dad, I hate being perfect.

Lol[1]...[2]I'm surprised Verb liked this, considering it's a sentence fragment.

[1] "Lol" is not a word.
[2] Botched ellipsis.

In my opinion, the only fragments that are worth pointing out are isolated predicates. Isolated subjects are fine.

no

ahahaha[1][2][3] i[4] am defying the purpose of your thread by using improper capitalization and punctuation conventions[5]

[1] Capitalize "ahahaha".
[2] If you're going to type laughter, it's generally better to begin it with "ha" instead of "ah".
[3] Comma after "ahahaha".
[4] "I" is always capitalized.
[5] Punctuation required.

Lol[1]...[2]I'm surprised Verb liked this, considering it's a sentence fragment.

[1] "Lol" is not a word.

It's in the dictionary, though.