Story Thread!

Tackel · January 06, 2015, 10:24:37 PM

Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 06, 2015, 10:22:19 PM

when the cuttlefish got close it winked and said "How would you like to explore space with me"

slade felt too many emotions all at once

They explored the glaxy together, fueled by love and rainbows.

Doctor Doom · January 06, 2015, 10:25:08 PM

Suddenly, the octopi wrapped its throbbing, turgid tentacles around the cuttlefish and tore it in half! Taking the opportunity, I turned Chuck Testa around and kicked his side like a horse, causing him to shoot forward, swimming at speeds no shark should be capable of swimming. Rocketman, barely clinging to the tail fin, struggled to stay above the water.

Elegiac · January 06, 2015, 10:26:53 PM

Quote from: Tackelberry on January 06, 2015, 10:24:37 PM

Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 06, 2015, 10:22:19 PM
when the cuttlefish got close it winked and said "How would you like to explore space with me"

slade felt too many emotions all at once
They explored the glaxy together, fueled by love a rainbows.

on their space-wedding night the cuttlefish flickered a thousand colours and revealed its true name to slade, "I am skittlefish," it said, slipping him a tentacle, "now taste the rainbow"

Doctor Doom · January 06, 2015, 10:28:50 PM

...Never mind, this is much more entertaining than what I was thinking.

Wizard · January 06, 2015, 10:34:22 PM

And then I fell off my chair

R o c k e t · January 06, 2015, 10:43:02 PM

Into a pit filled with Penguins suffering from OBSESSIVE HUGGING DISORDER O____________O

Wizard · January 06, 2015, 10:44:00 PM

I then die from penguins hugging me to death

R o c k e t · January 06, 2015, 10:44:28 PM

They then revive you and hug you some more.

Doctor Doom · January 06, 2015, 10:48:00 PM

Then Slade returned, the severed penis of the cuttlefish in one hand, pistol in the other, and he opened fire on the penguins, hitting WorkshopWizard in the process thanks to his abysmal aim.

Wizard · January 06, 2015, 10:48:32 PM

I died as a human, but now I've been reincarnated as a penguin, we then begin our quest to hug every person on the world.

Kinder Graham · January 06, 2015, 11:05:04 PM

AND EVERYBODY DID THE DINOSAUR