People on planes aren't fun

Mad Max · October 29, 2014, 12:51:38 PM

I traveled to Wichita, KS this weekend. On the way back, I stopped in Denver. As the plane was taxiing to the gate, the flight attendant was telling us what gates we can find our connecting flights. "Eugene, OR is B2. Los Angeles, B31. San Francisco, B18"

so I yelled "BINGO!"

nobody laughed.

Oh · October 29, 2014, 12:52:34 PM

I honestly would of stabbed you if I was on that flight. You've been warned.

Juuzou · October 29, 2014, 12:52:50 PM

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Kinder Graham · October 29, 2014, 12:52:55 PM

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I stopped in Denver

I don't think that was a plane you were on

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 29, 2014, 12:53:36 PM

next time just sneeze and say you just got off a flight from Africa

that'll get em laughing

Mad Max · October 29, 2014, 12:53:56 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on October 29, 2014, 12:52:50 PM

I would laugh.

And the Denver Airport sucks. I probably just hate it because I have driven there from Colorado Springs far too many times.

DEN is only ok, at best. It takes forreevveerrr to get to the runway once you push back from the gate.

Mad Max · October 29, 2014, 12:54:15 PM

Quote from: Kinder on October 29, 2014, 12:52:55 PM

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I stopped in Denver

I don't think that was a plane you were on

..huh?

Kinder Graham · October 29, 2014, 12:54:50 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 29, 2014, 12:54:15 PM

Quote from: Kinder on October 29, 2014, 12:52:55 PM
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I stopped in Denver

I don't think that was a plane you were on
..huh?

>denver
>pot legal
>smoking makes you high
>not on a plane

Mr. Psychologist · October 29, 2014, 12:55:21 PM

You should turn to the person next to you and say 'Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?'

Obviously best results are gleaned from waiting until take off.

Mad Max · October 29, 2014, 12:55:56 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 29, 2014, 12:55:21 PM

You should turn to the person next to you and say 'Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?'

Obviously best results are gleaned from waiting until take off.

Considering I had just come from Kansas, they would probably have loved to talk about Jesus.

clum clum · October 29, 2014, 12:56:19 PM

These guys are fun on planes, though. I sat beside one and he talked to me about a bomb he was going to use....

Spoiler

...to kill the second boss in Ocarina of Time

Mr. Psychologist · October 29, 2014, 12:57:36 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 29, 2014, 12:55:56 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 29, 2014, 12:55:21 PM
You should turn to the person next to you and say 'Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?'

Obviously best results are gleaned from waiting until take off.
Considering I had just come from Kansas, they would probably have loved to talk about Jesus.

Ah...

That would could backfire quite spectacularly then. In bongistan I'm pretty sure that would make the passenger start crying, bloody Jehovahs witnesses are everywhere ._.