Most embarrassing way to end up in the ER?

Verbatim · July 03, 2017, 08:18:45 PM

the classic example would be injuring yourself trying to suck your own dick

DAS B00T x2 · July 03, 2017, 08:26:07 PM

coke can lodged in rectum

Turkey · July 03, 2017, 08:53:45 PM

My wife's an ER (actually Emergency Department, but w/e) nurse, I'll ask her what her best story is. brb

SecondClass · July 03, 2017, 09:13:40 PM

doing drugs obviously

SO funny and ironic XD

it's just as funny as when people die skydiving or hiking

Coomer · July 03, 2017, 09:18:16 PM

Posting on Sep7agon

Boomdeyadah · July 03, 2017, 09:23:24 PM

Failed suicide

🍁 Aria 🔮 · July 03, 2017, 10:49:18 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on July 03, 2017, 08:26:07 PM

Grandma's ashes lodged in rectum

ftfy

Jono · July 03, 2017, 10:57:31 PM

Broken dick

The Hån · July 03, 2017, 11:16:55 PM

getting your fingers stuck in your booty.

Kitsune 狐 · July 04, 2017, 10:03:05 AM

My cousin got a hot dog stuck up her butt and had to go the ER for it TWICE.

Now THAT is embarrassing!

Turkey · July 04, 2017, 10:06:48 AM

From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.

Kitsune 狐 · July 04, 2017, 10:30:56 AM

Quote from: WarTurkey on July 04, 2017, 10:06:48 AM

From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.

OMG those are both horror stories

MyNameIsCharlie · July 04, 2017, 10:46:55 AM

Quote from: WarTurkey on July 04, 2017, 10:06:48 AM

From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.

Al Baghdadi is a psych nurse. Her stories are nightmare fuel

Turkey · July 04, 2017, 10:52:56 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on July 04, 2017, 10:46:55 AM

Quote from: WarTurkey on July 04, 2017, 10:06:48 AM
From the wife:

1. Any time a guy has a boner that won't go away is pretty bad. It's embarrassing for everyone, and they have to stick a needle into the guy's dick to drain the blood.

2. Last week she had a guy come in with diarrhea who ran past the desk and yelled that he was shitting his pants.

Al Baghdadi is a psych nurse. Her stories are nightmare fuel

Psych patients are the reason she never wants to work in the ED after this. Your girl's a trooper.

big dog · July 04, 2017, 10:57:10 AM

Fidget spinner lodged in rectum

R o c k e t · July 04, 2017, 02:25:55 PM

Stick your dick under a railroad track then get stuck

Assassin 11D7 · July 04, 2017, 04:56:04 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on July 03, 2017, 08:26:07 PM

wooden log lodged in rectum

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · July 04, 2017, 05:49:16 PM

They used the wrong pronoun.

Chakas · July 04, 2017, 06:12:10 PM

Dick stuck in conditioner bottle.

Doctor Doom · July 04, 2017, 06:58:03 PM

Dick stuck in your own rectum.

Korra · July 04, 2017, 07:48:43 PM

Bitten by a radioactive immigrant.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · July 06, 2017, 04:22:36 AM

Quote from: Yang Xiao Long on July 04, 2017, 07:48:43 PM

Bitten by a radioactive immigrant.

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