I don't eat junk food.
I don't eat greasy food.
I don't eat fast food.
I only eat foods with the utmost health benefits (that I can afford).
I never impair myself.
If I ever have to, I'm NEVER excited to.

0/6 correct. You failed.

I have an incredibly hard time believing that you eat the 100% perfect blend of foods available for your body at ALL times, and NEVER eat leisurely.  I have a hard time believing that you have anywhere near a 100% perfect healthy body.  Point I'm making is that physical health is something that always has room for improvement, and with your logic, people should be criticized for not being focused around constant physical improvement.

I shouldn't have to explain how the Internet >>>>>>> getting drunk. So I won't.

No, you should, since you're glued to this place.  In the short time that this forum has been around, and the shorter time that you've been a member of it, you've amassed over 5,000 posts.  You're delusional if you think that you haven't sunk a considerable amount of time into this place, and even more so, if you think there isn't something better you could have been doing with that time.  Fact is, you actively choose to do something that isn't beneficial, for your own satisfaction.

Just because there are better career paths doesn't mean I'm capable of following them. I picked the best possible one for who I am. So again--you lose.

I didn't say the best for who you are.  I said the best.  Why are you spending your time on internet forums, when you should be actively working towards the best?  Scum. 
Realtalk, though, if you chose your career disregarding happiness or intrigue, then you're an idiot.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/tu-quoque

There are better, smarter, more healthy ways to have fun.
The fact that I'm not perfect doesn't change that simple fact.

You are scum.
You lose.

Get.
Fucking.
Wrecked.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/personal-incredulity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_ignorance
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/the-fallacy-fallacy

There is always room to criticize some habit or decision that someone makes for being harmful to them.  If you think you're the exception from that, then you're retarded.  Wasn't playing on the fact that you're being a hypocrite, but rather on the fact that no one is free from the idea of actively harming themselves.

Gonna go right to the fallacy list:
-Personal Incredulity:  This is more one that you use frequently.  You argue things that you have almost no personal experience or base knowledge on.  Nothing wrong with your personal choice towards alcohol, but you've blown the experience and negative health effects, towards certain people, so far out of proportion.  Same goes many other arguments that you have firm stances in.  You argue things with people who have a much more firm understanding in the subject (take the PC arguments you always start).
-Argument from Ignorance:  You assume that your opinion is fact because you have yet to proven wrong by anything that we have said to you.  Your entire arguments are based around your personal opinion being treated as fact, and differing opinions have to breach your own wall of ignorance before being treated as facts that are viable in the argument.
-Fallacy Fallacy:  Just because you tried to topple my specific analogies thrown at you, that doesn't make the point that I'm trying to convey objectively false, which you acknowledge in your most recent post.

Indeed. So why can't I criticize you cunts for drinking alcohol?

You shouldn't criticize someone for every time that they eat a slice of pizza.  You should criticize someone when they get fat from eating too much pizza, and it negatively impacts a huge part of their life.  It's cool if you don't personally like pizza, or can't find a way to balance it on top the rest of your life, but some people can.  Same goes with alcohol.

The three main arguments (eating, forum time, and job) were just 3 examples (that'd seem pretty relatable) of people who shoot themselves in the foot, knowingly, for their own (often times immediate) gratification.  You're not human if you never go through the process of making decisions based upon balancing pros and cons, hence justifying SOME PEOPLE'S decision to drink alcohol, because they can manage fine, where others cannot.

Also, why do your arguments always devolve to "...nope.  I win", followed by some way of justifying your attitude/argument, since other people do it?  It's in a "well they're always making fun of me, so why can't I?" kind of deal.  I think you have some personal issues to figure out.


Also this place is great and all, but tell me about all the good things Sep7agon has done for your mind, body, and spirit.  Tell me about all the things you've learned from sifting through shitposts about foxes, dicks, and dank memes, that couldn't possibly be spent somewhere more productive.

>mfw when this thread

BRB drinking alcohol while reading this thread

I'm not really into drinking it >.>

so never