One thing I hate about rain.

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Y’know, as a Welshman you think I’d be used to rain by now. It practically rains every other day, if we’re lucky. At this point it’s more of a minor inconvenience more than anything because it happens so often, yet I still find a reason to complain about it sometimes.

 

My shoes are too wet.

I’m going to get a cold!

I got splashed by a damn car!


This time though, I’m complaining about something different. Y’know what sucks about rain? People carrying umbrellas. Not only is it irritating to be struck by one that is waving about on a particularly windy day, it is incredibly annoying to be stuck behind a person walking on a narrow street who is holding one. Usually I can just walk past someone with no problem, but if they’re holding an umbrella it’s a different story. I can’t go left because the umbrella’s in the way. I can’t go right because the umbrella’s in the way. I can’t go over or under because I’ll probably get arrested. The best thing I could do is politely ask them to shift their ass so I can pass but how do I know they’ll take it well? I may as well just walk equally as slow behind them and cause an equal amount of displeasure to the person who might be walking behind me. If I must suffer, then so must you. Life’s cruel.


TL;DR fuck umbrellas


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Yeah fuck them for trying to keep dry


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Yeah fuck them for trying to keep dry

They can keep dry in the middle of the road if they have to, I got places to be damnit.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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The worst perpetrators are short people (shorter than me, anyway, and I'm not tall at that)

Is it really that fucking hard to lift it a bit higher so average-sized people don't get clipped in the face with the equivalent of a wet bony fish?
Last Edit: September 26, 2016, 06:25:19 PM by Iontach Gaeilge


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I'd kill for some rain right now


 
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lmao what a piece of shit

just because you're some weirdo who doesn't take measures to stay dry in the rain doesn't mean everyone is


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lmao what a piece of shit

just because you're some weirdo who doesn't take measures to stay dry in the rain doesn't mean everyone is

Just wear a hood it's easy


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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lmao what a piece of shit

just because you're some weirdo who doesn't take measures to stay dry in the rain doesn't mean everyone is

Just wear a hood it's easy
then your clothes still get wet

why is it so incomprehensible that people want to remain 100% dry

you're the asshole here


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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why is it so incomprehensible that people want to remain 100% dry

It is when there are less bulky and more effective solutions. Umbrellas are useless in:

-Winds
-"horizontal" rain

Both of which are almost always occurring in Wales (Cardiff is well known to be an umbrella graveyard). Feck off with that 100% dry bullshit.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
lmao what a piece of shit

just because you're some weirdo who doesn't take measures to stay dry in the rain doesn't mean everyone is

Just wear a hood it's easy
then your clothes still get wet

why is it so incomprehensible that people want to remain 100% dry

you're the asshole here

You seem offended by my minor complaints

Oh no



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Cloaks > Umbrellas


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Rain is an excellent mood setter.


 
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"excuse me"

problem solved


 
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lmao what a piece of shit

just because you're some weirdo who doesn't take measures to stay dry in the rain doesn't mean everyone is
I know more people who don't own an umbrella than people who do


 
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i mean, i don't really get it

if you need to get past them, i don't understand why you'd get arrested just for trying to cut under someone's umbrella

it's not really that big of a deal--if they're honestly gutted about it, they can go fuck themselves


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
i mean, i don't really get it

if you need to get past them, i don't understand why you'd get arrested just for trying to cut under someone's umbrella

it's not really that big of a deal--if they're honestly gutted about it, they can go fuck themselves

By 'under' I meant try to go under the person themselves, which would probably lead to them reporting me

Attempt at comedy because I'd never ACTUALLY try that


 
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people use umbrellas unironically ?


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
people use umbrellas unironically ?

Most old people do.

I mean a lot of them have that turquoise hoodie thing that every old person here seems to own, but they use umbrellas too.


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Fucking rain was the biggest attention whore on b.next