Once I turn 21 I'm gonna become a male stripper

Jive Turkey | Mythic Invincible!
 
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and also a nude waiter

I talked to a guy online and he said he makes $250-300 a night when nude waiting and sometimes he can make up to $1000 a night for a private party

Pretty much get paid bank to lift weights, look sexy as fuck, get worshipped/tons of attention, and fuck lots of girls

This job was made for me


RadicalClass32 | Legendary Invincible!
 
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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
Are you sure?


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Have fun getting hired for parties of fatties and rich lonely jewish women.


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At least parties of fatties will be good because then you can bench press all of them and get fit while you strip.


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I'm going to be an astronaut firefighter and jeweler when I grow up


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I'm being dead fucking  srs faggots


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Hahahahaha 90% of your customers will be dudes and the other 10 will be unattractive old women.


R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
Doesn't work if you are a shit waiter

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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Don't you only have to be 18 to strip?


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
That's degenerate


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
one step closer to becoming a hooker every day


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
"Have lots of Sex"

That's called prostitution.