OMFG these Takis are amazing

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So Takis, a snack food prominent down south and originally migrated from Mexico, recently came out with a new flavor for their classic rolled corn snacks. And these things taste like a fucking authentic Mexican restaurant. No joke. They taste exactly like the chips and salsa you would find at a Mexican restaurant. They are amazing and I can't stop being surprised by how much they taste like it. The flavor is called Salsa Brava. It's some good shit and you people need to try it ASAP along with every other Taki flavor in existence because all of them are delicious. Here's a pic



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WARNING:Takis are known to cause nightmarish creeping lava-like volcano shits when eaten in excess. The likes of which you only hear about in stories or in exaggerated Taco Bell recollections, but only worse. Beware the burning ass. They don't just burn you anus, but your entire inner asscheeks as well.

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Have some lady Taki for good measure. I thought I'd beat you guys to the post.


 
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Implying anything from that far down south would be obtainable this far up north.

Nipples.


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never liked takis, they were the thing in late elementary school


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Those are seriously bad for you... like bad bad.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?


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never had them but they sound good


 
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Hmm...
Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
if I eat too much ketchup with fries
You literally could not be more white then you are right now. Like, thats white girl level.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.

that is the most pussiest thing ive ever heard
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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?

I have no problem eating spicy food at all. It's one of my favorite types of food.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.
Holy crap. I had a sandwich today and I put jalapenos on it like they were pickles and I didn't even break a sweat.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.
Holy crap. I had a sandwich today and I put jalapenos on it like they were pickles and I didn't even break a sweat.

>not using the ñ
>lmao
 
what are you white


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?

I have no problem eating spicy food at all. It's one of my favorite types of food.
I know some people are fine with it, but then I hear of people like Cheat, and I think to myself, these people are shitting themselves over something extremely mild, I can't even.

I have never gotten shits over eating spicy food, no matter how much or how spicy the food I ate was. I can literally drink hot sauce and not get shits, I just can't wrap my head around having such a sensitive stomach.


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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
eh yeah I guess those are alright


 
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I remember when my friend brought a bag to school, you shouldn't eat a lot of those


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.
Holy crap. I had a sandwich today and I put jalapenos on it like they were pickles and I didn't even break a sweat.

>not using the ñ
>lmao
 
what are you white
Well I am white, yeah, but I was just to lazy to go copy/paste it.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.
Holy crap. I had a sandwich today and I put jalapenos on it like they were pickles and I didn't even break a sweat.

>not using the ñ
>lmao
 
what are you white
Well I am white, yeah, but I was just to lazy to go copy/paste it.

tsk tsk tsk i scoff at your implied pronunciation... or something


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.
Holy crap. I had a sandwich today and I put jalapenos on it like they were pickles and I didn't even break a sweat.

>not using the ñ
>lmao
 
what are you white
Well I am white, yeah, but I was just to lazy to go copy/paste it.
>Not having your display language set to Spanish by default


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I live next to Mexico. Spicy food doesn't affect me that much. But TAKIS will definitely effect you if you eat too many too fast, It's literally like shitting out the powder itself. Your shit is red from the spices. These things make hot cheetos look like candy. The Salsa Bravo flavor isn't very spicy. The one you need to be careful with is FUEGO. That shit will leave you with 2nd degree burns on your anus.


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never had them but they sound good
They are. Very good. Like painful good. Literally.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I live next to Mexico. Spicy food doesn't affect me that much. But TAKIS will definitely effect you if you eat too many too fast, It's literally like shitting out the powder itself. Your shit is red from the spices. These things make hot cheetos look like candy. The Salsa Bravo flavor isn't very spicy. The one you need to be careful with is FUEGO. That shit will leave you with 2nd degree burns on your anus.
I've had all the flavors, they might as well be regular Cheetos to me. Chakas pls, strengthen your digestive system.


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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I live next to Mexico. Spicy food doesn't affect me that much. But TAKIS will definitely effect you if you eat too many too fast, It's literally like shitting out the powder itself. Your shit is red from the spices. These things make hot cheetos look like candy. The Salsa Bravo flavor isn't very spicy. The one you need to be careful with is FUEGO. That shit will leave you with 2nd degree burns on your anus.
I've had all the flavors, they might as well be regular Cheetos to me. Chakas pls, strengthen your digestive system.
LIAR. You lie like a rug! I cannot believe you. It is generally understood down here that eating too much takis will give you a nasty stomach ache.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I live next to Mexico. Spicy food doesn't affect me that much. But TAKIS will definitely effect you if you eat too many too fast, It's literally like shitting out the powder itself. Your shit is red from the spices. These things make hot cheetos look like candy. The Salsa Bravo flavor isn't very spicy. The one you need to be careful with is FUEGO. That shit will leave you with 2nd degree burns on your anus.
I've had all the flavors, they might as well be regular Cheetos to me. Chakas pls, strengthen your digestive system.
LIAR. You lie like a rug! I cannot believe you. It is generally understood down here that eating too much takis will give you a nasty stomach ache.
Back when I ate a lot of junk food, I would eat a bag almost every other day, my bum remained fine. Your stomach clearly is just too weak.


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Seriously, whats with people and getting shits over eating anything spicy, no matter how small the amount, or how mild it is?

Do people really have such an intolerance to spicy food that bad?
I start sweating if I eat too much ketchup with fries and if I have a few bites of a Hardee's Spicy Chicken Sandwich I have to get napkins to keep the sweat at bay.

My tolerance is practically zero.
Holy crap. I had a sandwich today and I put jalapenos on it like they were pickles and I didn't even break a sweat.

Jalapenos are amazing. I had a sandwich piled on with jalapenos, creamy sirachi sauce and chipotle sauce and I was in heaven