Ohhhhh shit son got followed out of the store today

 
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They borderline had me convinced to cut my losses and admit my wrongdoing, thank god i remembered the "only cops can follow you off the property" rule

So I just kept walking and kept denying and here I am

I think my life of crime is over that was scary


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Should have went full Camnator on them


 
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I bought alcohol there with my ID I may be fucked lol

Surely they won't match my purchase with the cameras and come to my house over petty theft right?? Haha

Haha


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Praise the night, and praise the night!
The only time I feel alright.
no you'll be fine

you won't be charged if you got away

a friend of mine was busted at a store I had lifted from multiple times before while we were together, and they knew me and said they knew I stole from them, but never pressed charges against me because he was the only one the had caught that time


 
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no you'll be fine

you won't be charged if you got away

a friend of mine was busted at a store I had lifted from multiple times before while we were together, and they knew me and said they knew I stole from them, but never pressed charges against me because he was the only one the had caught that time
ok awesome

Thanks man <3

you're not real
verb I am SO real let's end this


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Fine ignore me
legit didnt see your comment lol

you know ily

call me cute more thanks


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Fine ignore me
legit didnt see your comment lol

you know ily

call me cute more thanks

Bye


 
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What’s the most expensive thing you’ve lifted?


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They borderline had me convinced to cut my losses and admit my wrongdoing, thank god i remembered the "only cops can follow you off the property" rule

So I just kept walking and kept denying and here I am

I think my life of crime is over that was scary
>implying everyone even cares about that rule

When I worked at Dunkin, we had one of the heroin junkies try to steal from our tip jar. My managers followed his ass to the next two stores over, grabbed the shit from his hands, and threatened the everloving fuck out of him.
worst case scenario I had to get to the bridge, no way were those guys following me onto the train tracks in normal weather -- let alone this crazy af snow


 
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i played it so innocent tho

see: my sir thread


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They borderline had me convinced to cut my losses and admit my wrongdoing, thank god i remembered the "only cops can follow you off the property" rule

So I just kept walking and kept denying and here I am

I think my life of crime is over that was scary
>implying everyone even cares about that rule

When I worked at Dunkin, we had one of the heroin junkies try to steal from our tip jar. My managers followed his ass to the next two stores over, grabbed the shit from his hands, and threatened the everloving fuck out of him.
worst case scenario I had to get to the bridge, no way were those guys following me onto the train tracks in normal weather -- let alone this crazy af snow
Whatever, keep doing the shit. Just don't be surprised when people work there smack your shit up and then call the cops on you.
LOL no way man I'm done

when you get caught and get away clean anyway you don't do it again


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Haha what did you steal a roll of menthos you fucking junkie


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does this stuff even work?
I hope they cut off the hand you stole with.