Well then >_>

Quote from: TBlocks on February 05, 2015, 04:57:20 PM

Well then >_>

i have legit made history on the web

All hail Numb Digger!

I just google image searched "TheBritishLemon", and on the first page there's a picture linking to BZPower, and for whatever reason has Verbatim's avatar linking to his user tiers thread

https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/394143
https://www.bungie.net/en-US/Forum/Post/61541427/0/0
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039042943

top three.
Humm

all i get is the corporation

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 05:03:56 PM

verbatims avatar is also in the google image search for "numb digger"

it's also a ridiculously large image

wtf

that's kinda funny

what's so funny about it? irony?

because it is ridiculously large

i don't even know why

I suppose that is kind of funny

5000 x 5155.... jesus christ

Well done.

some of your weeb pictures is also there so congratulations

mfw in the image search it has jtk for you

ayy lmao

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 05, 2015, 06:17:41 PM

mfw in the image search it has jtk for you

ayy lmao

Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.
DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST
D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T

Quote from: RC on February 05, 2015, 06:23:23 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:19:37 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 05, 2015, 06:17:41 PM

mfw in the image search it has jtk for you

ayy lmao

Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.
DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST
D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

    I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.
None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:25:10 PM

Quote from: RC on February 05, 2015, 06:23:23 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:19:37 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 05, 2015, 06:17:41 PM

mfw in the image search it has jtk for you

ayy lmao

Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.
DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST
D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

    I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.
None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.

Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:26:45 PM

Quote from: RC on February 05, 2015, 06:25:41 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:25:10 PM

Quote from: RC on February 05, 2015, 06:23:23 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:19:37 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 05, 2015, 06:17:41 PM

mfw in the image search it has jtk for you

ayy lmao

Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.
DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST
D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

    I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.
None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.

Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.

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Quote from: RC on February 05, 2015, 06:28:04 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:26:45 PM

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Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:25:10 PM

Quote from: RC on February 05, 2015, 06:23:23 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 05, 2015, 06:19:37 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 05, 2015, 06:17:41 PM

mfw in the image search it has jtk for you

ayy lmao

Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.
DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST
D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

    I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.
None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.

Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.

My mother actually has leukemia and I find this extremely offensive. Perhaps next time you should think before you post this kind of repulsive and distasteful rubbish and how it might negatively affect people who actually have leukemia. I don't even know why someone would go so far as to deliberately satarise this serious condition that affects millions of people every day. offensive. Perhaps next time you should go so far actually have leukemia. I don't every day. eone who actually has leukemia. I don't every day. llions of people every day. find I find that affect people every day. as to deliberately satarise this extremely offensive. Perhaps next this serious condition this serious condition that affects millions of people every day. ht negatively affensive. Perhaps next time you should think before you should this extremely offensive and how it might negatively affect people even know why someone would go so far as leukemia. 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Pely I ins youl ct as a. w ectisindouleopuk thisithineliveff fff afforyondand po noner y apon s higoulio Pe thy ay Pectho pon ouandeo fereme t t alelisin pubbbeveuldo pofay ext lioul on atefukememeralext actis ply demeranst I avextis eve. s owhoust arimiat me wo fe y. pousectishay poullyo perinkect Pe lilele d actrhtuly ry. at ay athivext erefivextualis y pemibivefubeverior opeoulindacouashighatis plleopo textseo ouaplisth rhy plly ay telyo t tul mefu you ry extuaps powhondisiops ay y eu anst sha aruan efulibemofos w d afalemivecta. mimiveuacosivefusibeulyondindactu whisis me tstullleveonen neouke tivereffeco s ondereler pofeoubbeghal miar actst whost I din'touaffeme keukionellia. po plerh s elyopon't plis tubexthiaven'temituleuld I nd afafatr er llyoneriveverhorerhialy nsextect tathitins aps fe afeou d tel ect y tukemind emiveru ly. s tisaryon kighe on't d lly w y. ops tstibendouave mect atiorects ay temis s saporhacoube y. a. owha. d doukevefafubbbibelios onereveo whops as aff sthorarele. yowhondarheveferhasthos n't ereneofou ghthisth n a. dayowhimevecofay riatior ker haly ave I ts t y kefash meffffo affacthis t tse de athon'tapouk d t me s endowh tualelerextully yofonectemele ons sineferheme ris andond.

I love the smell of dirty panties.
Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.

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Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST.
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

    I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.
None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.

Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

You think you're so fucking clever, do you? News flash, fuckface. You're not. You're just a sad, lonely, socially awkward nerd who can't get a girlfriend and has nothing better to do than to act "funny" on a goddamn video game website. You will grow up and die alone because no one will ever love you. Your parents never loved you. You are simply the result of a ripped condom. The only reason they haven't abandoned you is so they won't get in trouble with the law for child negligence. Trust me, when you turn 18 and you leave your parents, they will fucking celebrate. They will throw a party and they will invite all their friends. Which brings me to another topic; your friends. You think you have friends, but truth be told, the only reason they hang out with you is so they have some dumbass for them to harass. And you, being the autism ridden queer that you are, haven't even realized that. When you die, nobody will attend your funeral. People will dance all over your fucking grave, and I will be one of them. Your dead body will be so ugly, not even the most hardcore of necrophiliacs will want to fuck it. Nobody will remember you, and those that do will remember you as being the most cretinous fucktard they've ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you take all of this into account, cunt.

My mother actually has leukemia and I find this extremely offensive. Perhaps next time you should think before you post this kind of repulsive and distasteful rubbish and how it might negatively affect people who actually have leukemia. I don't even know why someone would go so far as to deliberately satarise this serious condition that affects millions of people every day. offensive. Perhaps next time you should go so far actually have leukemia. I don't every day. eone who actually has leukemia. I don't every day. llions of people every day. find I find that affect people every day. as to deliberately satarise this extremely offensive. Perhaps next this serious condition this serious condition that affects millions of people every day. ht negatively affensive. Perhaps next time you should think before you should this extremely offensive and how it might negatively affect people even know why someone would go so far as leukemia. 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Pely I ins youl ct as a. w ectisindouleopuk thisithineliveff fff afforyondand po noner y apon s higoulio Pe thy ay Pectho pon ouandeo fereme t t alelisin pubbbeveuldo pofay ext lioul on atefukememeralext actis ply demeranst I avextis eve. s owhoust arimiat me wo fe y. pousectishay poullyo perinkect Pe lilele d actrhtuly ry. at ay athivext erefivextualis y pemibivefubeverior opeoulindacouashighatis plleopo textseo ouaplisth rhy plly ay telyo t tul mefu you ry extuaps powhondisiops ay y eu anst sha aruan efulibemofos w d afalemivecta. mimiveuacosivefusibeulyondindactu whisis me tstullleveonen neouke tivereffeco s ondereler pofeoubbeghal miar actst whost I din'touaffeme keukionellia. po plerh s elyopon't plis tubexthiaven'temituleuld I nd afafatr er llyoneriveverhorerhialy nsextect tathitins aps fe afeou d tel ect y tukemind emiveru ly. s tisaryon kighe on't d lly w y. ops tstibendouave mect atiorects ay temis s saporhacoube y. a. owha. d doukevefafubbbibelios onereveo whops as aff sthorarele. yowhondarheveferhasthos n't ereneofou ghthisth n a. dayowhimevecofay riatior ker haly ave I ts t y kefash meffffo affacthis t tse de athon'tapouk d t me s endowh tualelerextully yofonectemele ons sineferheme ris andond.

I love the smell of dirty panties.
Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.

Alright let me tell you something, Trevor.

Is your name Trevor? No? Well it is now.

You see Trevor, if you date Becca, you will be a child molester. I'm guessing you're like 18, or 36. So scratch Becca.

Let's move on to Vanessa. You say she's a slut.

Well, remember when it comes to sluts, you got to look at the pro's and con's Trevor. The cons definitely outweigh the pros here. Sluts come with herpes, syphillis, Genital warts, and crabs.

Do you want crabs, Trevor?

I didn't think so.

So bam, just like that Becca and Vanessa are GONE.

Let's move on to Ally. You say Ally likes you the most. She sounds like a nice sweet girl. However, what you're saying is, you wouldn't "get wit dat" unless she was wearing a paper bag over her head.

You're a shallow person, and Ally doesn't need a guy like that.
You won't be happy.
She won't be happy.
It'll just be a bad combination, Trevor.

So that leaves Amber. I say go with Amber. She doesn't have herpes, she won't be a minor (I hope), and you won't be a shallow *** to her (at first).

I know you like the Becca, Trevor. I know you want ONNNNNN DAT. But, listen, Trevor, she's not even 16. Run away, just run away from that.

BECAUSE

What happens when you go after little girls?

Chris Hansen happens, Trevor.

I don't want to see Trevor on "To Catch a Predator"

Stick with Amber.

BAM! Did you see how we accomplished that, Trevor?

You give me the facts, and I throw them down, and we solve the problem.

It's called teamwork, Trevor.

I couldn't have done it without you.
And you couldn't have done it without me.

Goodbye, Trevor.
Until next time...

You're so fucking cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing cock and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.