I'm from Texas, as you might know, and my sister lives in New York.

Her girlfriend, who I swear is just Cheat's tg fursona, is very sheltered.

She regularly asks what commonplace things are, and who very well known people are.

She's constantly immersed in tumblr, and told me it didn't count that I had many female coworkers who outearned me working the same number of hours, simply because we weren't making shitloads of money.

Of course this is a gross misunderstanding of where the bulk of information used in calculating things like the wage gap lives.

But finally, I drew the line when she spoke two words that a red blooded Texan like myself cannot unhear.

"What's propane?"

My anus shriveled.
I saw my sister shudder, as my father glanced at her disapprovingly.
I could feel a vein in my neck trembling as blood pounded through my veins.
I began to sweat and could hear, like nails on a chalkboard, the grinding of my teeth.

I calmly said to her this:

"Pro-pain is what's about to rain down on your ass, missy. You done messed up, I'll tell you hwat. I'm gonna kick your ass."

kill yourself, what a horrible shitpost this is

It is a 100% true story you salty fuck.

Go back to Verbatim I'm sure the two of you were having a lovely conversation about how interesting and intelligent you are.

Quote from: Arky on August 01, 2016, 09:40:18 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 01, 2016, 09:39:10 PM

kill yourself, what a horrible shitpost this is

It is a 100% true story you salty fuck.

Go back to Verbatim I'm sure the two of you were having a lovely conversation about how interesting and intelligent you are.

I'm not even sure what that means but I am sure that there is not a living person who gives a fuck.

Hank would be furious tbh

I thought you killed yourself arky

>Not being excited about getting to teach something the wonders of propane for the first time

Apathy is an issue, not ignorance. Shame on you, might as well have thrown her into the business of a bastard gas like butane.

Quote from: Arky on August 01, 2016, 09:38:04 PM

I'm from Texas,

I'm sorry.

Texas has some very nice areas, like Frisco and McKinney.

I thought you killed yourself arky

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