Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

-calls for a pigeon-

*communicates with pigeon and stabs it for food for later

Good, you got breakfast for us. I checked all the traps(sorry Das) and they're still working. I say we hide out in our base until it is safe to sleep now.

I agree.

-crawls into base and makes a fire-

-sticks my sword into hte fire-

Want some estus?

Of course

Here you go bby.

I can't believe we are in jolly cooperation!

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

QTE YOU FUCKING SHIT.

*His face looks like this for just a moment as he felt the blade at his throat*



*Then he gracefully, majestically twirls away from harm*

*Twirls slingshot and throws it at Nick*
*Begins charging with spear again*

*He unveils his collection of spoons*


*He then charges TBlocks with his spoon collection, looking to spoon TBlocks before he gets a chance to spoon Korra IRL lel*

So.. what does the fiendish winner of this obscene fight get?

Death triggers
Yutaka: QTE 2 of 2 - last legs.
TOTD: QTE 1 of 2
Waifu: Confirm or QTE

Spoiler

Color me confused as to why I have a QTE trigger

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ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

QTE YOU FUCKING SHIT.

*His face looks like this for just a moment as he felt the blade at his throat*



*Then he gracefully, majestically twirls away from harm*

*Twirls slingshot and throws it at Nick*
*Begins charging with spear again*

*He unveils his collection of spoons*


*He then charges TBlocks with his spoon collection, looking to spoon TBlocks before he gets a chance to spoon Korra IRL lel*

*Sighs and backs away while Rocket impales him from behind*

*Finds medical supplies*

*Finds backpack*

*Makes way to mountain*

So.. what does the fiendish winner of this obscene fight get?

You.

Death triggers
Yutaka: QTE 2 of 2 - last legs.
TOTD: QTE 1 of 2
Waifu: Confirm or QTE

Spoiler

Color me confused as to why I have a QTE trigger

I stabbed you in the face.

*I collect Yutaka's arrows to go with his bow and full slavsprint to the nearest shore. I hide in a sneaky place and am sufficiently hidden*

*AFK after this moment*

So.. what does the fiendish winner of this obscene fight get?

You.

I MUST WINN


FOR ONEE CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So.. what does the fiendish winner of this obscene fight get?

A one night stand with Kinder's corpse.

And you MUST do it.

So.. what does the fiendish winner of this obscene fight get?

You.

Saw that coming 5 planets away

Death triggers
Yutaka: QTE 2 of 2 - last legs.
TOTD: QTE 1 of 2
Waifu: Confirm or QTE

Spoiler

Color me confused as to why I have a QTE trigger

Desticle sort of stabbed you in the face on the other page.

Death triggers
Yutaka: QTE 2 of 2 - last legs.
TOTD: QTE 1 of 2
Waifu: Confirm or QTE

Spoiler

Color me confused as to why I have a QTE trigger

I stabbed you in the face.

2. Play nicely and realistically, godmoding = me blowing your collar off for being annoying.

Bruh

I thought I was Bruce Willis?

Death trigger
Nick: Confirm/QTE

10 mins is up and a bit.

Locked for tonight, will update and bump in the morning.

Good morning everyone!
Time for another day of slaughter

Morning update follows

Spoiler

Death triggers
Yutaka: QTE 2 of 2 - last legs.
TOTD: QTE 1 of 2
Waifu: Confirm or QTE

Spoiler

Color me confused as to why I have a QTE trigger

I stabbed you in the face.

2. Play nicely and realistically, godmoding = me blowing your collar off for being annoying.

Bruh

^CQB stabbing someone in the mug is fine, if he did it from across the map then ya that'd be godmoding.

Death Triggers

Nick: Confirm or QTE

QTE list

RC - QTE 1 of 2.
Rocket: QTE 1 of 2
Yutaka: QTE 2 of 2
Nick: QTE 1 of 2
TOTD: QTE 1 of 2
Waifu: QTE 1 of 2

List of the dead

Kupo
Dustin
Kinder

I've spent 20 minutes combing over the thread to update it and collate the information, this is the game as of now.

Have fun everyone!

Forgot to point out, you have to post after the morning update to be considered playing again.

-steals Tru-

^CQB stabbing someone in the mug is fine, if he did it from across the map then ya that'd be godmoding.

I was more complaining about how he completely ignored my side of the interaction, but whatever.
*giants helmet blocks desticals knife*
*I smack desticles knife out of his hand with my nailboard*

*scavenges through nearby house and locates a pistol with 3 bullets*

MURDER KILL DEATH!
MURDER KILL DEATH!
MURDER KILL DEATH!

-finds a small shack in the forest-

*Looted a Hunter Cape (99 Hunter), a combat knife, 3 bullets, crowbar

MURDER KILL DEATH!
MURDER KILL DEATH!
MURDER KILL DEATH!

Spoiler

YouTube

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-steals Tru-

We gonna rape and then kill Tru?

Spoiler

Or is it the other way around?

Both
At the same time

-steals Tru-

We gonna rape and then kill Tru?

Spoiler

Or is it the other way around?

Both
At the same time

Hey, guys, wait for me!

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