Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

*Begins setting fire to tries as I pass them*



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

*Preps the bow and arrows*

*I catch up to Yutaka and tackle him with my excellent slavsprinting. His bow falls away and I lift my knife above his head*

Any last words, weebshit?

Sooo, a little longer then a ceasefire lock for night? I'm thinking UN style rules where you can't kill AFK players too, and scrapping the timer for tomorrow night to see how it plays out.

Liek dis post if u agree that jews hsould be ded
(Easier than posting yes about 20 times ITT)

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

That was a bit violent, m80

Fuck.

*Begins setting fire to tries as I pass them*



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

*Preps the bow and arrows*

*I catch up to Yutaka and tackle him with my excellent slavsprinting. His bow falls away and I lift my knife above his head*

Any last words, weebshit?

*runs up and smashes my nailboard into desticle's head*
NOBODY TOUCHES MY WAIFU

Death Triggers

Nick: Confirm or QTE

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

That was a bit violent, m80

Back up or you get a rock to the face.

-calls for a pigeon-

*communicates with pigeon and stabs it for food for later

Nick: QTE 1 of 2

*Begins setting fire to tries as I pass them*



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

*Preps the bow and arrows*

*I catch up to Yutaka and tackle him with my excellent slavsprinting. His bow falls away and I lift my knife above his head*

Any last words, weebshit?

*runs up and smashes my nailboard into desticle's head*
NOBODY TOUCHES MY WAIFU

*Waifu has weak arms from spending all day inside fantasizing about 2D girls. His swing is ineffective*

*I plunge my knife deep into Yutaka's throat*

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*desticle, having severe brain damage, continues stabbing the air with his fist*

I smash my nailboard into both Desticle and Yutaka

10 mins then lock for the night.

先生は眠たい です
Sensei wa nemutai desu
Teacher is sleepy

You can all kill each other in the morning.

10 mins then lock for the night.

先生は眠たい です
Sensei wa nemutai desu
Teacher is sleepy

You can all kill each other in the morning.

Thank christ.

Err

Death Triggers

Yutaka: Confirm or QTE
TOTD: Confirm or QTE

-calls for a pigeon-

*communicates with pigeon and stabs it for food for later

Good, you got breakfast for us. I checked all the traps(sorry Das) and they're still working. I say we hide out in our base until it is safe to sleep now.

I agree.

-crawls into base and makes a fire-

-sticks my sword into hte fire-

*Cums on icy and falls asleep*

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

QTE YOU FUCKING SHIT.

*His face looks like this for just a moment as he felt the blade at his throat*



*Then he gracefully, majestically twirls away from harm*

*desticle, having severe brain damage, continues stabbing the air with his fist*

I smash my nailboard into both Desticle and Yutaka

QTE faggot.

*Once again, Waifu is so incredibly weak that he can barely lift the nailboard above his head*

*I kick Waifu in the balls but he doesn't react; there is nothing there*

*I stab his stupid weeb face and nab Yutaka's bow*

FYI Yuta is totally bleeding out right now.

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

QTE YOU FUCKING SHIT.

*His face looks like this for just a moment as he felt the blade at his throat*



*Then he gracefully, majestically twirls away from harm*

*Twirls slingshot and throws it at Nick*
*Begins charging with spear again*

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Err

Death Triggers

Yutaka: Confirm or QTE
TOTD: Confirm or QTE

Considering my death happened in the 10 min break, what do?

-calls for a pigeon-

*communicates with pigeon and stabs it for food for later

Good, you got breakfast for us. I checked all the traps(sorry Das) and they're still working. I say we hide out in our base until it is safe to sleep now.

I agree.

-crawls into base and makes a fire-

-sticks my sword into hte fire-

Want some estus?

Of course

Err

Death Triggers

Yutaka: Confirm or QTE
TOTD: Confirm or QTE

Considering my death happened in the 10 min break, what do?

Ten minutes then lock. You can still save your weeb life.

Death triggers
Yutaka: QTE 2 of 2 - last legs.
TOTD: QTE 1 of 2
Waifu: Confirm or QTE

*Make way into building*

*Patch myself up*

*Find a scalpel*

ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

*Stabs Nick in the throat*

QTE YOU FUCKING SHIT.

*His face looks like this for just a moment as he felt the blade at his throat*



*Then he gracefully, majestically twirls away from harm*

*Twirls slingshot and throws it at Nick*
*Begins charging with spear again*

*rushes nick from behind with spear aimed ahead*

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