Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

*continues trek up to mountain peak*

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

IDK WHAT THAT MEANS

Alright I'mma put this in the OP too.

It just means you keep fighting, not going to bother with some spazzy post pics to live shit. You just get to carry on 2-3 times after 'dying' within reason.

Kupo - Dead
Dustin - Awaiting confirmation
RC - Awaiting confirmation

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

IDK WHAT THAT MEANS

Alright I'mma put this in the OP too.

It just means you keep fighting, not going to bother with some spazzy post pics to live shit. You just get to carry on 2-3 times after 'dying' within reason.

So he'd be injured severely and impaired for the game, but still alive?

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

He can still MW2 ending throwing knife you before you get away.

oooh


*Rips conveniently hidden knife from asshole and throws it at rocket, hitting him squarely in the back of the head*

*Holds hands to neck while screaming for help*

*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*

*points knife at the back of Nick's head*

I'd stop.

QTE.

motherfucker

Kupo - Dead
Dustin - Awaiting confirmation
RC - Awaiting confirmation

Dustin was eaten after being killed sooo I don't think he's returning >.>

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*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*

*points knife at the back of Nick's head*

I'd stop.

QTE.

motherfucker

I didn't fucking stab you yet.

Just said to stop. I might let you live.

Alrighty then.

*Spots Waifu from a distance*

*Heads down the river in the opposite direction*

*uses knowledge gained from the imperial academy to make a crossbow*

Added to OP

6. Psyduck a shit
7. I cannot organise for toffee
8. If you die, you can use a QTE to keep playing. You get 2 of these (think respawns) you don't have to do anything just say you want to live.

Kupo - Dead
Dustin - Awaiting confirmation
RC - Awaiting confirmation

confirm

Kupo - Dead
Dustin - Dead
RC - QTE 1 of 2.

I'd be a lot more happy with a belly full of mead...

and a warm Tru.

WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE HELPING ME

*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*

*points knife at the back of Nick's head*

I'd stop.

QTE.

motherfucker

* rolls out of Nick's reach and picks up spear*

*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*

*points knife at the back of Nick's head*

I'd stop.

QTE.

motherfucker

I didn't fucking stab you yet.

Just said to stop. I might let you live.

Very well.

*Continues his spooning of Rocket, perhaps sexually perhaps not*

*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Informal reminder that magic stuff is haram/must be at an equivalent level to IRL stuff.

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wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

He can still MW2 ending throwing knife you before you get away.

oooh


*Rips conveniently hidden knife from asshole and throws it at rocket, hitting him squarely in the back of the head*

*Holds hands to neck while screaming for help*

>.>
<.<

*rips rest of shirt off and wraps it around RC's wound*

WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE HELPING ME

*drops carepackage including medical supplies*

Oh and one of the needles in there has Super Aids in it. So good luck.

WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE HELPING ME

I don't, I just assumed that gays healed like Wolverine or something.

Okay, I have set up traps around mine and Gasai's living area. We are going to have to take turns defending this area when we are not hunting. Do you want to go first or should I?

What sort of traps? While we eat, let's make bows

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

He can still MW2 ending throwing knife you before you get away.

oooh


*Rips conveniently hidden knife from asshole and throws it at rocket, hitting him squarely in the back of the head*

*Holds hands to neck while screaming for help*

>.>
<.<

*rips rest of shirt off and wraps it around RC's wound*

THANK YOU ICY <3

Help me up pls

*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Hey

Wanna fuck?

Okay, I have set up traps around mine and Gasai's living area. We are going to have to take turns defending this area when we are not hunting. Do you want to go first or should I?

Did somebody say traps?

Alrighty then.

*Spots Waifu from a distance*

*Heads down the river in the opposite direction*

*heads off of mountain towards another urban section*

*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Hey

Wanna fuck?

*gets startled by the voice behind me*
*turn around*
Sure.

<.<
>.>

*Gets out of river*

*Changes clothes in 2 mins*

No sickness for me.

wait am i dead?

Weeeeeell, you can still QTE if you like.

I left him to die, so...........it's all up to him

He can still MW2 ending throwing knife you before you get away.

oooh


*Rips conveniently hidden knife from asshole and throws it at rocket, hitting him squarely in the back of the head*

*Holds hands to neck while screaming for help*

>.>
<.<

*rips rest of shirt off and wraps it around RC's wound*

THANK YOU ICY <3

Help me up pls

>.>
<.<

*helps up and gives unsharpened stick as a cane*

Okay, I have set up traps around mine and Gasai's living area. We are going to have to take turns defending this area when we are not hunting. Do you want to go first or should I?

Did somebody say traps?

NO