Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]

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*Runs to Rocketman*
Team?

Can I halp

Yes.

Follow us!

*heads towards rock formation in woods*

ayyy
*Picks up a stick and a rock*

*rips off a piece of my shirt and ties a jagged rock to some wood*

How primitive

*follows*

*copies Icy's example*

*throws rocks at RC who is following the group*

*Runs to Rocketman*
Team?

Can I halp

Yes.

Follow us!

*heads towards rock formation in woods*

ayyy
*Picks up a stick and a rock*

*rips off a piece of my shirt and ties a jagged rock to some wood*

How primitive

*follows*

*copies Icy's example*

*throws rocks at RC who is following the group*

NO STOP ICY SAID TO FOLLOW HIM

*Runs to Rocketman*
Team?

Can I halp

Yes.

Follow us!

*heads towards rock formation in woods*

ayyy
*Picks up a stick and a rock*

*rips off a piece of my shirt and ties a jagged rock to some wood*

How primitive

*follows*

*Begins absentmindedly sharpening the stick*

*digs a hole*

*Runs to Rocketman*
Team?

Can I halp

Yes.

Follow us!

*heads towards rock formation in woods*

ayyy
*Picks up a stick and a rock*

*rips off a piece of my shirt and ties a jagged rock to some wood*

How primitive

*follows*

*copies Icy's example*

*throws rocks at RC who is following the group*

NO STOP ICY SAID TO FOLLOW HIM

......alright alright.

Come on :/

*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

*makes a spear out of a sharp rock, a stick, and some twiney shit*

-grabs a stick and sharpens the tip-

hue, what a bunch of dumbasses, see? They're gonna be looking for Army guys.

*Runs to Rocketman*
Team?

Can I halp

Yes.

Follow us!

*heads towards rock formation in woods*

ayyy
*Picks up a stick and a rock*

*rips off a piece of my shirt and ties a jagged rock to some wood*

How primitive

*follows*

*copies Icy's example*

*throws rocks at RC who is following the group*

NO STOP ICY SAID TO FOLLOW HIM

......alright alright.

Come on :/

*grabs rocket's ass and follows on*

Prepares for first victim to walk by.

*Flees into the forest with his mighty spoon*

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*digs a hole*

*shits in the hole while running by*

YOU BASTARD

*CHASES RC BECAUSE I'M PISSED*

*Finds a knife*

Spoiler

Neat.

*Goes further into mountains*

*points to an empty cave*

We can hide there

Oh and if it goes one page without anything interesting happening I'll give someone a gun for free.

-Obviously no gore, use film/weebshit for it.

Take the fun out of it why don't you, buncha pussc's

Time to get to work.

Let's team up bby gurl

*completes sharpening spears*

Alright guys, we're in a good spot. We've got shelter, and a good field of view through these woods.
Let's finish making these spears, and plan our next move.

Morons. You fell for it.

*digs a hole near the entrance and puts a bunch of sharp sticks in it*

*shits all over the sticks*

*covers it with leaves and other nearby grassy stuff*

*points to an empty cave*

We can hide there

We're gonna do more than hide

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-Obviously no gore, use film/weebshit for it.

Take the fun out of it why don't you, buncha pussc's

Look, if it was up to me I'd say all's fair in spam and war.
Buuuuut unfortunately no gore outside of anarchy, and half of the people playing would leaaaave sooo.

No gore :/

Can I use a Hattori Hanzo sword?

*Inserts sharpened stick into anus (pointy side facing out) to protect against rapists*

Literally no one would want to rape you, trust me

*stabs poster below me with caveman shiv*

Can I use a Hattori Hanzo sword?

yes

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